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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2012, 01:05:46 am »
23:50   Rights   EVERYBODY bones for power
23:50   Rights   You just slip a little generator onyour doodangle or in your dickdock or in the back garage
23:50   Rights   Then everybody generates a little bit of energy regardless of type of sexual activity.
23:50   Tibbles   And boner killed forever.
23:50   Tibbles   Rights has a way with words.
23:50   Rights   DOODANGLE
23:50   Rights   DICKDOCK
23:50   Rights   OR BACK GARAGE

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2012, 08:01:23 pm »
18:59   Damen   My gods...it looks like it's mother got raped by an armadillo.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2012, 01:02:44 pm »
The Mystery of the Underoos...

11:54   Keiro:   ...
11:54   Keiro:   where'd this underwear come from? It certainly ain't mine.
11:55   Shane_for_Wax:   is it Renae's?
11:56   Keiro:   Uh... hell if I know. I'd rather not find out.
11:56   Keiro:   >_>
11:56   Keiro:   ...
11:56   Damen:   Keiro, if you can use it as a tent, it's Gomer's.
11:56   Keiro:   The prospect, it is terrifying.
11:57   Keiro:   ... not Gomer's.
11:57   Damen:   Then it's Renae's.
11:57   Keiro:   I don't know where the fuck it came from, but it's clearly a female underwear.
11:57   Damen:   Quit sniffing Renae's undies.
11:57   Keiro:   ...
11:57      Keiro smites Damen.
11:57   Shane_for_Wax:   LMFAO
11:58   Damen:   OW!
11:58   Shane_for_Wax:   if it's female underwear then it's obviously Renae's
11:58   Gomer21XX:   XD
11:58   Keiro:   ... Thing is, it wasn't here until recently.
11:58   Keiro:   ...
11:58   Gomer21XX:   Did the Irish do laundry here sometime? o.o
11:58   Shane_for_Wax:   hahaha
11:58   Keiro:   ಠ_ಠ
11:58   Keiro:   It may very well be Renae's.
11:59   Keiro:   ... since I just realized that we apparently have a habit of forgetting that our clothes're in either the washer or dryer's.
11:59   Keiro:   ... oh fuck. >_>
11:59   Shane_for_Wax:   hehehehehehehehehehe
11:59   Shane_for_Wax:   I am so terribly amused by this
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2012, 01:12:03 pm »
Oh....dear.

Anyway, does anyone have the link to the old proboards irc quote thread? I'd like to jot down a few of the funnier ones before it's gone.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2012, 01:15:01 pm »
Oh....dear.

Anyway, does anyone have the link to the old proboards irc quote thread? I'd like to jot down a few of the funnier ones before it's gone.

Someone is already doing that but here: http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=lounge&action=display&thread=93

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2012, 01:18:08 pm »
Thanks Shane!

I knew someone was already doing it for the board at large, but I was hoping to cull a few for a personal writing project I'm jokingly calling "Prompts from the IRC".

Nothing would amuse me more than some poor author trying to figure out how to work "He done ejaculated all over my brain" into a story.

Uh, unless anyone has a problem with that. At which point in time I'll make sure not to use any of yours.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2012, 01:48:05 pm »
If you use one of mine let me know.

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2012, 02:52:19 pm »
Double post on toast:
(Looking at old quotes from the other forum AND IRC)
[14:51] <&Shane_for_Wax> <Shane_for_Wax> Yay. I ddn't make any msitkases  <- i am a derp
[14:51] <+Eniliad> xD
[14:51] <+Eniliad> Irony Aword: Awarded
[14:51] <+Eniliad> ...SHIT

[17:16] <+Eniliad> Lol, I finally get wood and get kicked XD
[17:16] <+Eniliad> Ah well you do what you gotta
« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 05:20:40 pm by Shane for Wax »

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2012, 09:45:06 pm »
20:43   Otend   we are competitors now
20:43   Otend   and healthy competition sometimes means building dicks on other people's property
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2012, 05:38:52 am »
04:31   Deimos-:   [Self Pic]
04:32   Deimos-:   maximum amount of stubble I can pull off
04:32   Deimos-:   anymore and I set off pedo radars
04:32      Deimos- should go shave...
04:32   Miles11:   Deimos...
04:32   Miles11:   Why does that tool in your hand look like an artificial inseminator...
04:33   Deimos-:   its a pipette
04:33   Miles11:   And why does it look like you picked that tool on purpose just because of that.
04:33   Deimos-:   and for all intents and purposes, it is
04:33   Miles11:   ...O.o
04:33   Deimos-:   it takes up small amounts of liquid in a precise measurements
04:33   Damen:   HE CAN SCIENCE!
04:33   Deimos-:   like a bitch on ethanol
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2012, 04:35:49 pm »
[15:09] == Eniliad [webchat@hmask-6F6748F1.hsd1.or.comcast.net] has joined #fstdt
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[15:09] <+GLaDOS> hello!
[15:09] <+Eniliad> Hey there :)
[15:10] <+Eniliad> I've brought friends *gestures back at everyone who ever played Portal, portal-devices in hand* We're here for our cake :|
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> what kind?
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> angel food cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> apple cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> battenburg cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> black forest cake
[15:11] <+Miles11> Pound cake...
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> buccellato
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> bundt cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> butter cake
[15:11] <+Eniliad> Bundt sounds good actually
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> butterfly cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> carrot cake
[15:12] <+Eniliad> ...
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> cheesecake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> chocolate cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> chiffon cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> coffe cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> croqembouche
[15:13] <+Eniliad> um
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> cupcake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> date and walnut loaf
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> devil's food cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> eccles cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> fairy cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> fruit cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> sponge cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> Génoise cake
[15:14] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Cupcakes~  So sweet and tasty~
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> gingerbread
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> gooey butter cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> honey cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> hot milk cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> humming bird cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> Ice cream cake
[15:14] <+Eniliad> O.o
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> jaffa cakes
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[15:14] <+GLaDOS> suncake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> mooncake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> you'd be a lunatic if you picked that
[15:15] <+Eniliad> LOL
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> pancake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> panettone
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> petite fours
[15:15] <+Miles11> Hulu has 5 Across the Eyes.
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> pinapple cake
[15:15] <+Miles11> Why would any sane company host that movie.
[15:16] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Urinal cake?
[15:16] <+Eniliad> I think I broke GlaDOS
[15:16] <+Ghostly_Damen> http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/homework-class-test-publisher-failed-africa-geography-map.jpg
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> queen elizibeth cake
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[15:16] <+GLaDOS> red velvet cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> rhubarb cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> sachertorte
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> simnel cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> spice cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> german chocolate cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> stack cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> tarte tatin
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> teacake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> tres leches cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> vanilla slice
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> vanilla crazy cake
[15:17] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Three leeches?
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> victoria sponge
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> wedding cake
[15:18] <+GLaDOS> bukkake?
[15:18] <+GLaDOS> your choice
[15:18] <+Eniliad> Ooh, I'll have the bukkake
[15:19] <+Miles11> You forgot rum cake.
[15:20] <+GLaDOS> that's just an ingredient in cake...
[15:20] <+GLaDOS> and we're out of rum
[15:20] <+Miles11> I don't know what to say to that.
[15:20] <+Eniliad> Ugh... why is the rum gone?
[15:20] <+Miles11> It's used commonly in cake?
[15:21] <~Keiro> ... :@
[15:21] <+GLaDOS> yes
[15:22] <+Miles11> O.o
[15:22] <+Miles11> I've only ever had those store-bought 25 cent boxes of cake, so...
[15:22] <+Miles11> >.<
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[15:22] <+Eniliad> In all seriousness... holy shit. That list was epic, AND it killed the chat room xD
[15:23] <+GLaDOS> lol
[15:24] <+GLaDOS> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/7/1/109671_slide.jpg?v=1
[15:24] <+GLaDOS> where I get them
[15:24] <+Eniliad> lol!
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2012, 04:41:43 pm »
[15:39] <+GLaDOS> http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6137/df8104ab.jpg
[15:40] <~Keiro> >@
[15:40] <+Eniliad> And GlaDOS shatters the mood with a hilarious pic
[15:40] <+Eniliad> I bow to thee, Mistress of Thread Derailment :p
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2012, 10:20:49 pm »
21:19   Paimun   jazzy what's that behind your ear?
21:19   Paimun     pulls out an incest
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2012, 10:58:41 pm »
[19:57] <+SFJ> Kyana, search for a way to be useful
[19:57] <Kyana> The specified function does not exist.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2012, 11:56:42 pm »
<+SFJ> Kyana, you will vote for Ron Paul
<Kyana> SFJ: It'll only make your life worse, it's no use trying...
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