Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!
So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?