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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1440 on: March 14, 2017, 08:32:31 am »
Keeps your ass warm.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1441 on: March 14, 2017, 08:44:33 am »
Working through the night de-icing the roads leading to your school so that classes can continue after all. If nothing else, your classmates will love you for it.

Will self-driving cars lead to the complete automation of (at the very least) the entire transportation sector (which accounts for around 30% of total employment for any given 1st world country), and if so, what should be done about it?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1442 on: March 16, 2017, 07:53:08 pm »
It probably will, and since it is so, we should train up all the displaced workers in emergency medicine, to deal with the rise in car accidents.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1443 on: March 16, 2017, 07:55:44 pm »
Oh, no, your life definitely has a punchline. You probably won't appreciate it though

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1444 on: March 16, 2017, 09:34:20 pm »
Nah, I've already seen Kingdom of Heaven, and I thought it was kind of mediocre.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1445 on: March 17, 2017, 12:18:59 am »
I don't know what you think we're waiting for.

IRC, XMPP, Slack, SIP, SMS, Matrix, NNTP, Gitter, Telegram, Skype, Email, or something else?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1446 on: March 24, 2017, 11:51:49 pm »
Smoke signals.

Favorite dinosaur and why.
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1447 on: March 28, 2017, 06:42:39 am »
Ankylosaurus. It's a big, spiky tortoise with a prehensile (I assume) hammer tail. What's not to love?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1448 on: March 28, 2017, 08:45:53 am »
Kicking myself for forgetting what the club tailed dinosaur is called.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1449 on: March 28, 2017, 09:14:22 am »
Because while scientists all around the world use English to communicate with each other, for some stupid reason they feel the need to switch to either Greek or Latin just for naming things. Then again, "tyrannosaurus rex" sounds far less stupid than "tyrant lizard king", so perhaps it's for the best.

Would humanity be better off if everyone spoke just one language, or is a bit of linguistic diversity better? Why or why not?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1450 on: March 28, 2017, 10:19:24 am »
It's better to preserve linguistic diversity as a whole. It's more for the sake of preserving cultures, since a culture is essentially dead when it's language is gone that's why it's considered a tragedy that Lakota, Choctaw and many other native languages are dying.


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1451 on: March 28, 2017, 01:14:02 pm »
Because you, like everyone else, have an impulse control that just kinda randomly fails sometimes. Personally, I suggest turning it off and then back on again - but be careful where you turn it off.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1452 on: March 29, 2017, 02:47:47 pm »
The real Eiki-mun actually died and you are an android created with his memories.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1453 on: March 29, 2017, 06:11:50 pm »
Well Rayman is pretty fast and he can punch rather hard, but he's two dimensional so as long as I stay on a different plane I should be safe.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1454 on: March 30, 2017, 06:34:42 pm »
If it has come to the point that I can understand what the dog is saying, then probably yes, I would.

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