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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 12:40:56 am »
I don't mind Israel as a concept: Pakistan and India were also founded along religious lines, and they have gone through a lot of shit as a people. However, I do think we're mollycoddling them because we were assholes to them in WWII, and we like Jews more than we like Muslims. Neither side is really right, and both sides have committed a lot of civil rights violations and violence. It's just really sad all around.

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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 12:58:36 am »
I don't think the Mossad could pull it off, honestly.

Ridiculous statement though. Guy should watch out...If he's an American citizen, Obama can kill 'em. LoL  ::)
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2012, 12:59:20 am »
I have nothing against Jewish people, but I do hate Israel. It is a racist state founded on the dispossession of the Palestinian people.

*sigh* what you're saying makes logical sense, but I can't bring myself to say I agree. Sorry, I mean no offense. :-\

None taken, just what do you mean?

I don't mind Israel as a concept: Pakistan and India were also founded along religious lines, and they have gone through a lot of shit as a people. However, I do think we're mollycoddling them because we were assholes to them in WWII, and we like Jews more than we like Muslims. Neither side is really right, and both sides have committed a lot of civil rights violations and violence. It's just really sad all around.

There we go. I was having trouble putting into words how I felt about Israel, and Smurfette did it for me quite beautifully.

Also: It's hard for me to say I support the destabilization of an entire country, regardless of the circumstances in which it was created. Plus, I really feel bad over the whole Holocaust thing...I don't know, just some part of me wants to see them get something after all that suffering.

I never said it was based on the logical side of my brain. It's sympathy, pure and simple.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2012, 01:14:45 am »
I just think fighting over a strip of barely-habitable desert land is stupid. This much blood over who's side God is on? REALLY?

As much as I think the Jews should get something for the Holocaust, I wouldn't do so at the expense of the people already living there. There are better ways to go about it, and destabilizing an entire region is NOT it. I have nothing but respect for the Jews as a people, but I treat the fundies of their faith like I would any other fundie.

Back on tangent: I don't think he was calling for it, either, but his backpedalling isn't doing himself any favors.


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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2012, 01:57:06 am »
Well   Obama assasinates people now, and you know what they say about turn about.

You also know what they say about two wrongs not making a right.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2012, 02:07:14 am »
Well   Obama assasinates people now, and you know what they say about turn about.

You also know what they say about two wrongs not making a right.

And what they say about two Wrights making an airplane...

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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2012, 02:12:24 am »
We're talking about Israel killing Obama.

I don't mind Israel as a concept: Pakistan and India were also founded along religious lines, and they have gone through a lot of shit as a people. However, I do think we're mollycoddling them because we were assholes to them in WWII, and we like Jews more than we like Muslims. Neither side is really right, and both sides have committed a lot of civil rights violations and violence. It's just really sad all around.

Very nice words. Effective and concise. Thanks for saying that.

I just think fighting over a strip of barely-habitable desert land is stupid. This much blood over who's side God is on? REALLY?

As much as I think the Jews should get something for the Holocaust, I wouldn't do so at the expense of the people already living there. There are better ways to go about it, and destabilizing an entire region is NOT it. I have nothing but respect for the Jews as a people, but I treat the fundies of their faith like I would any other fundie.

Back on tangent: I don't think he was calling for it, either, but his backpedalling isn't doing himself any favors.

I agree that peace should occur there for they are fighting over nothing but dessert. As someone who was raised Jewish I don't mind Israel, but the Palestinians should have a voice too. It's fair. That does not mean either side can violently attack civilians to "defend themselves" because that is wrong to harm the innocent. If there is a All Powerful Loving God, I doubt he is on either side of any war, anyway. Israel has nice people as are Palestinians (some are really cute too ;)), but the religious psychos and greedy politicians there are making it really hard for everyone. The fighting has to stop. I don't get why they don't just make one state for both peoples so they can live side by side in peace. To remove the violence one must remove all the crazies. Both sides want peace only the loons press on. A good amount of the the kids are starting to see the stupidity to continue fighting. Maybe even Hamas (doubt it though). Hope both sides will be come together in peace.

As for the topic, the guy in the article is a loon. I doubt Mossad would think about assassinating Obama since they would be the prime suspects if they tried to pull it off. I wonder what the psychos at RR thinks about this. Also destabilizing the region would be have dire consequences.

Legally, can Obama kill this guy just for utilizing his first amendment right?
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2012, 02:18:25 am »
Well   Obama assasinates people now, and you know what they say about turn about.

You also know what they say about two wrongs not making a right.
true... If they actually did it, that would be wrong. But Americans getting upset about the concept of other people doing something America is already doing is kinda hypocritical.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2012, 04:00:55 am »
I don't mind Israel as a concept: Pakistan and India were also founded along religious lines, and they have gone through a lot of shit as a people.

I don't get your point. So what if India and Pakistan were founded along religious lines. Look how it turned out, millions dead and around 4 wars since. India and Pakistan are two shit holes fighting over one of the most worthless pieces of land in the world and wasting a fuckton of money on it. Both have problems with religious extremists.

I disagree with Israel as a concept. We attacked South Africa for being an apartheid state, why should Israel be let off for favouring Jews at the expense of others?

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However, I do think we're mollycoddling them because we were assholes to them in WWII, and we like Jews more than we like Muslims. Neither side is really right, and both sides have committed a lot of civil rights violations and violence. It's just really sad all around.

I agree that both sides have been pretty bad, but it is not as if the Palestinians took part in the Holocaust. It's not as if they had occasional pogroms like the Tsars had. I think the Palestinians are right, Israel was forced upon them and they've been treated like shit since. That said, I don't support pushing Israelis out of their homes; I'd rather a single state that accepted anyone, Jewish, Palestinian, Costa Rican, Uzbekistani, etc.

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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2012, 05:11:39 am »
I just think fighting over a strip of barely-habitable desert land is stupid. This much blood over who's side God is on? REALLY?


THIS.

I've said it before on the other board, and I'll say it again.  All this crap is because we have 3 religions, within a stone's throw of each other, who worship the same fucking god, and who blow each other up over sand and fucking rocks! 

As far as I'm concerned, they're all a bunch of dumbasses, or at least the leaders are.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2012, 05:25:12 am »
What I am curious to know is, did he get a chance to turn off his laptop before the FBI pounced on him?

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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2012, 06:27:53 am »
Pakistan and India were also founded along religious lines,

And didn't that work out well.

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I don't get why they don't just make one state for both peoples so they can live side by side in peace.


Israel is a state of and for the Jews. If it simply offered full citizenship to all the people in the areas it occupies, it would cease to be a Jewish state, which would be problematic. But nor can it stay within it's legitimate borders (the Green line). The water aquifers it relies on are in Palestine. Also, Israel proper is overcrowded. How is your country going to be an international home for the Jews if houses cost triple and there's no running water? Since the occupation costs so little (just a few dozen lives a year- no big deal), why not just invade your neighbour?

The reason the war continues is that there is no way for the Palestinians to force the Israelis to the negotiating table. They have nothing to give up and no stick with which to beat them and no friends to threaten them. So the Israelis won't negotiate. They'll just endure a couple of hundred casualties, parade around all morally superior, and gradually ethnically cleanse the West Bank. Easy!

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Maybe even Hamas (doubt it though).

Hamas has signed the Arab Peace Initiative, as has every nation in the region other than Israel and the US. Israel refuses even to negotiate without crushing preconditions (like the total disbanding of the Palestinian army).



The whole point of Israel is pessimistic and bullshit. Zionist theory goes that all goyim hate Jews- Churchill hated them just as much as Hitler. Unless Jews fled Berlin, New York, Sydney ect, the holocaust would happen again and this time the evil non-Jews would finish them off for good. So Israel could be the 'safe place' for Jews*. How pessimistic is that? I feel that has actually been disproven- clearly modern Germany, America ect is a safe place for Jews to live. If this whole 'Israel' thing doesn't work out, they can go live there, no big deal. Not the same story for the locals, of course.

It's also bullshit. Germans and Poles and Russians and Iraqis and Moroccans have no claim to territory in Palestine- none. It shouldn't be a matter of compromise: the specific Jews who alleged they had religious claim to the land were wrong. Only a few dozen Jews had any legitimate land claims. Nevertheless, German land claims to Middle Eastern territory has been given HIGHER respect than Middle Eastern claims. It is literally the case that the UN allowed Germans to turn up at Palestinian people's homes, evict them, make them homeless and then establish a state based on their 'right' to rule the land. And then refused- to the present day- to do anything for the million and a half people they forced out at gunpoint. Bullshit. The Israelis have no right to live there. The very state exists only at the rest of the world's sufferance. The least they can do is not kick someone else out of the fucking boat when the others let them get in out of sympathy.

Edit: oh and some Jews suffer discrimination on the basis of their religion in Israel- the non-orthodox, or the Sephardi Jews. Almost no Sephardis have any position in the national government. They're poorer, less educated and more unemployed than the Ashkenazis (and the Muslims are even worse than either of them). So some Jews still suffer persecution for being Jews.

* Hilariously, it's been anything but. Israel's very existence provoked the decolonised Middle East, who struck against what they saw as a relic of British Imperialism. A series of bloody wars with Egypt only ended when Carter negotiated a peace agreement. Jews in New York were much less likely to be victims of persecution than those in Israel, at least between 1949 and 1979.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2012, 09:52:15 am »
When you say you hate Israel, do you merely believe that Israel's policies are wrong, or that Israel as we know it should be dismantled? If the latter, do you support some sort of one-state solution? Or should the Israelis all leave?

Because while I can understand the opinion that Israel's founding was illegitimate, I don't accept forcing the current population out as a legitimate option. For one thing, those people were born and raised there (most of them, at least). I personally believe that an individual has the right to live where he was born and raised. For another, how do you propose to implement such a plan? Do you honestly think that Israel would even consider it?
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2012, 01:05:11 pm »
Well   Obama assasinates people now, and you know what they say about turn about.

You also know what they say about two wrongs not making a right.
true... If they actually did it, that would be wrong. But Americans getting upset about the concept of other people doing something America is already doing is kinda hypocritical.
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Re: Israel Should Consider Assassinating Obama
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2012, 01:22:23 pm »
Well   Obama assasinates people now, and you know what they say about turn about.

You also know what they say about two wrongs not making a right.

And what they say about two Wrights making an airplane...

Wait, what were we talking about?

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