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Offline DiscoBerry

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The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« on: April 09, 2013, 11:21:18 pm »
Post hoc ergo propter hoc

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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2013, 11:26:04 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2013, 11:26:15 pm »
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2013, 12:50:49 am »
He's totally right, guys. One moment, you're enjoying a spot of cock and bum fun, the next you're the dictator of a communist hell hole that's threatening to use your non-existent nuclear ICBMs on America. In fact, it happens to me all the time.
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2013, 10:54:29 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on April 10, 2013, 12:50:49 am
He's totally right, guys. One moment, you're enjoying a spot of cock and bum fun, the next you're the dictator of a communist hell hole that's threatening to use your non-existent nuclear ICBMs on America. In fact, it happens to me all the time.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that; your sodomy is really starting to threaten global political stability.
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2013, 10:58:36 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 10, 2013, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Art Vandelay on April 10, 2013, 12:50:49 am
He's totally right, guys. One moment, you're enjoying a spot of cock and bum fun, the next you're the dictator of a communist hell hole that's threatening to use your non-existent nuclear ICBMs on America. In fact, it happens to me all the time.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that; your sodomy is really starting to threaten global political stability.

So... We should get him a bigger dildo so we can see what happens?
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2013, 11:05:16 am »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on April 10, 2013, 10:58:36 am
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 10, 2013, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Art Vandelay on April 10, 2013, 12:50:49 am
He's totally right, guys. One moment, you're enjoying a spot of cock and bum fun, the next you're the dictator of a communist hell hole that's threatening to use your non-existent nuclear ICBMs on America. In fact, it happens to me all the time.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that; your sodomy is really starting to threaten global political stability.

So... We should get him a bigger dildo so we can see what happens?
Hell no! We already have promiscuous women causing earthquakes, do we really need dildo-caused political disasters?
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2013, 11:09:30 am »
Maybe the terrorists of the future will just organise mass gay weddings in countries they hate in order to provoke North Korea into nuking them.
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2013, 11:12:38 am »
See, now that story about Jong Il's birth being highlighted by a flippin' rainbow was true...so I guess Jong

Un is gay adopted?

Oh wait....he's saying that gawd's mysterious hand is working through NK's missile pissing bluster?

Following the Post hoc ergo propter hoc

Gawd is a Communist! Or Jong Un is gawd?
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2013, 11:20:24 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 10, 2013, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Art Vandelay on April 10, 2013, 12:50:49 am
He's totally right, guys. One moment, you're enjoying a spot of cock and bum fun, the next you're the dictator of a communist hell hole that's threatening to use your non-existent nuclear ICBMs on America. In fact, it happens to me all the time.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that; your sodomy is really starting to threaten global political stability.
Fine, just let me do it one more time. I need a couple more billion for my Swiss bank account.

Hey, being a dictator as its perks.
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2013, 12:11:17 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on April 10, 2013, 11:12:38 am
See, now that story about Jong Il's birth being highlighted by a flippin' rainbow was true...so I guess Jong

Un is gay adopted?

Oh wait....he's saying that gawd's mysterious hand is working through NK's missile pissing bluster?

Following the Post hoc ergo propter hoc

Gawd is a Communist! Or Jong Un is gawd?

It wasn't just a rainbow, it was a double rainbow(WHOA MY GOD, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?).

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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2013, 08:54:57 pm »
It actually makes perfect sense, now that you think about it.

Kim Jong Un is being given dreams by angels, who are crying and simultaneously causing global warming, because they're grossed out by sweaty man-love. And one day, he happened to see sixteen really muscular gay guys on a cruise boat having sex, confirming his visions and deciding America must burn...

Even though the boat was from Australia. But that's not what is important.
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Re: The Whole N. Korea Thing...It's because of the gays.
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2013, 04:39:43 am »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on April 10, 2013, 12:11:17 pm
Quote from: mellenORL on April 10, 2013, 11:12:38 am
See, now that story about Jong Il's birth being highlighted by a flippin' rainbow was true...so I guess Jong

Un is gay adopted?

Oh wait....he's saying that gawd's mysterious hand is working through NK's missile pissing bluster?

Following the Post hoc ergo propter hoc

Gawd is a Communist! Or Jong Un is gawd?

It wasn't just a rainbow, it was a double rainbow(WHOA MY GOD, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?).

And it was foretold by a swallow....
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