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Newt wins South Carolina
« on: January 22, 2012, 03:14:10 am »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/newt-gingrich-wins-south-carolina-primary/2012/01/21/gIQAKTxBHQ_story.html

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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Former House speaker Newt Gingrich scored an easy victory Saturday in the South Carolina primary, blowing a hole in Mitt Romney’s aura of inevitability.


Well this is a disturbing development.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2012, 03:25:49 am »
Newt won? Well, this is quite an odd development, but one which might well expedite a Democratic Victory in 2012.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 04:24:43 am »
After a campaign of race hatred and a career of anti-liberal outright bigotry, Newt Gingritch wins the most conservative area in the history of the universe, a place that would lynch Genghis Khan for being a pinko.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2012, 04:41:03 am »
So last I checked, IIRC Romney won Iowa, Santorum was shown to have won New Hampshire after the fact, and now Gingrich has won South Carolina.

Who the fuck is winning?
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 04:42:45 am »
So last I checked, IIRC Romney won Iowa, Santorum was shown to have won New Hampshire after the fact, and now Gingrich has won South Carolina.

Who the fuck is winning?

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2012, 04:43:44 am »
Got that a bit backwards.  Santorum wins Iowa after the fact, Romney wins New Hampshire, and Newt wins South Carolina.

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 04:44:57 am »
Got that a bit backwards.  Santorum wins Iowa after the fact, Romney wins New Hampshire, and Newt wins South Carolina.

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2012, 04:47:33 am »
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2012, 06:12:55 am »
So last I checked, IIRC Romney won Iowa, Santorum was shown to have won New Hampshire after the fact, and now Gingrich has won South Carolina.

Who the fuck is winning?

Obama.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2012, 08:22:49 am »
to be fair this is the same audiance who cheered when Newt said black people are lazy and booed when Ron Paul said that we should treat others as you want to be treated.

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2012, 08:25:57 am »
Got that a bit backwards.  Santorum wins Iowa after the fact, Romney wins New Hampshire, and Newt wins South Carolina.

Ironbite-in this race....nobody's winning.

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2012, 09:18:11 am »
It's along the lines of watching the special asshole Olympics.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 09:41:10 am »
Can't say I'm really surprised.  After all, Newt is from Georgia, which as you probably know, shares a rather long border with South Carolina.  Plus the other two leading candidates are from northern states, one is Mormon, the other Catholic.  Neither of them have anything about them that really resonates with southerners while Newt is a southerner.  It would surprise me if he didn't do well in the south.

ETA: I'm not saying it's a good thing, just that it doesn't surprise me.
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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2012, 09:44:31 am »
So last I checked, IIRC Romney won Iowa, Santorum was shown to have won New Hampshire after the fact, and now Gingrich has won South Carolina.

Who the fuck is winning?

Obama.

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Re: Newt wins South Carolina
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2012, 09:47:50 am »
Is it too early to hope that this might help people discard the notion that the primary season is supposed to be over after just three or four states have had their say? :P
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