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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 07:24:04 pm »

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.

That's not in the Bible. That was written by St Francis. There is a verse that requires you to pay so many shekels to the husband/owner if you strike a woman and she has a stillborn. More, obviously, if it was male because nothing says God's love like bronze age misogyny.

Found it.  It's Leviticus 17:11 "For the life of the flesh is in the blood"

Granted that's only a couple of weeks, but it's better than, "Life begins at conception."

That's a dietary law that forbids the eating/drinking of blood.

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 08:47:05 pm »
It's also, incidentally, the verse on which the Jehova's Witnesses base their refusal of blood transfusions. Well, not that one, the next one, but it's all the same.
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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2013, 11:21:22 pm »
Necroing because this quote from RR's Bigfoot thread is just too wonderful not to share.

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2013, 11:26:15 pm »
Wow, do you have a link? I need to see that in context.

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2013, 01:51:33 pm »
To the old posts, I think there was something in the bible about the baby not counting as a person until something like a month or a year after they were born. As in physically leave the womb. The there's the quote about bashing babies against the rocks.
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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2013, 02:05:51 pm »
That the quoted OP believes in the Rapture, but not that silly old Bigfoot nonsense....teehee. Also, spell check does not correct grammar. The rest of their post was better composed. I thought they were nigh brain-raptured on jesus juice in that first sentence.
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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2013, 04:35:30 pm »
Have they reacted to the forum/main page split btw?

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2013, 09:49:31 pm »
That the quoted OP believes in the Rapture, but not that silly old Bigfoot nonsense....teehee. Also, spell check does not correct grammar. The rest of their post was better composed. I thought they were nigh brain-raptured on jesus juice in that first sentence.

Actually, the funny thing is, arbitrary skepticism is one of the most common tropes that can be applied to most people in real life.

Turns out, someone can believe in purple polka-dotted guardian dragons that are invisible and sleep in your hair and not necessarily believe in a sky daddy.
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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2013, 09:32:29 am »
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2013, 03:47:55 pm »
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Agreeing with you in prayer.

What does this even mean? "Dear God, I agree with that person"?

Hold on, I speak fluent Christofundielenta.

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I'm guessing that this means "I agree with you, and I will pray for your general well-being"

Maybe.

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2013, 10:42:07 pm »
Some of you guys are complaining about the bad grammar of these people, well check this out:



It's on the bad punctuation of these people

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2013, 10:49:08 pm »
Some of you guys are complaining about the bad grammar of these people, well check this out:

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It's on the bad punctuation of these people

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2013, 10:54:48 pm »
I've always wondered, when internet fundies say they'll pray for you, do they ever actually do it? Is there ever some guy kneeling in a church saying "dear lord, please show xXxSwagYoloVaginaFisting28965xXx the glory of accepting Christ into his life and help him to realise that I'm right. Amen"?

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Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2013, 12:29:38 am »
I've always wondered, when internet fundies say they'll pray for you, do they ever actually do it? Is there ever some guy kneeling in a church saying "dear lord, please show xXxSwagYoloVaginaFisting28965xXx the glory of accepting Christ into his life and help him to realise that I'm right. Amen"?

Nah, they just go into prayer-mode at the computer and go "Dear God, by your divine grace, please show this sinner your rightness -- I mean righteousness.  Amen."

I assume.  That's what I would've done if I told someone I would pray for them when I was a fundie.
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