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Offline blademan9999

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Funny FSTDT quotes.
« on: June 09, 2013, 04:49:48 am »
I often go on FSTDT to read quotes to entertain myself, but most of the time all the quotes to is get me all worked up and annoyed. So does anyone know of any really funny quotes on the site.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 06:27:56 am »
A lot of our funniest from the forums have already been incorporated into people's signatures. Keep your eyes open and you'll see.

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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 07:22:17 am »
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 04:48:40 pm »
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 05:47:50 pm »
Quote from: mythbuster43 on June 09, 2013, 04:48:40 pm
http://ww.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8255

That is all.

Wow. That is something else.

@blademan9999 You could also search for supersport quotes. Those tend to be very funny.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 10:50:10 am »
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 03:58:03 pm »
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2013, 05:55:50 pm »
You are all missing the *BEST EVER* quote. Nautical 999. 

I won't link it.

Just go to the main page. Hit Top 100. It is the First Quote. Also Read the comments.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2013, 10:03:58 pm »
Quote from: davedan on June 10, 2013, 05:55:50 pm
You are all missing the *BEST EVER* quote. Nautical 999. 

I won't link it.

Just go to the main page. Hit Top 100. It is the First Quote. Also Read the comments.

Dude I read all the 30 or so pages(at the time) of comments and it was pretty funny when Nautical found he was quoted here and came to say he wasn't bullshitting us, then proceeded to preach and argue a bit. A few pages later the real fun gets started when he tries to do and exorcism, through the comment page, to cast the "gay demons" out of a girl. They went back and forth for like 15+ pages.

Any time I introduce someone to the sight I start out by showing them Nautical's quote. They are usually in tears laughing so hard.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2013, 11:07:34 pm »
There's this wtfery of a quote. Here are some excerpts: 

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Training one to kill, to murder and then sleep like a child to awaken refreshed, thinking what a glorious day to sink a knife into someone’s belly starting all over again with a new wind of righteous ice-hatred, is essentially just remembering that killing, in the end, is part of everyman’s natural inheritance. So, claim the same proud place in history where your ancestors once stood!!!

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When will real men and women decide to unleash the torrent of bitter cravings for revenge against the traitorous liberal scum in Washington?!!! No more illegal immigration, no more robbing from our future generations, no more endlessly taxing the people, no more stupid environmentalism, no more gay marriage bullshit, no more United Nations, no more redistribution of wealth, and no more multiculturalism and diversity only the indescribable rapture and harmonious euphoria of breathing in deep the fresh blood of a fucking liberal politician or the blood of any liberal killed by bullets, bombs, or whatever is available!!!

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Only with such a radical approach can conservatives, libertarians, and white people even exist in 500 years, essentially because we shall make them choose between living life in fear or living life by design physically separate from us or not living at all!!! Learn from our own recent past. Let them know you are already smelling them out!!! Make ‘em terrified!!! This is what all piece of shit Liberal Democrats and Liberal Republicans deserve!!! Death to All Liberals!!!

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Of course, I’m not advocating or condoning any violence and/or criminal activity against any liberal or politician

(emphasis mine)
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2013, 11:29:15 pm »
Quote from: Eva-Beatrice on June 10, 2013, 11:07:34 pm
There's this wtfery of a quote. Here are some excerpts: 

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Training one to kill, to murder and then sleep like a child to awaken refreshed, thinking what a glorious day to sink a knife into someone’s belly starting all over again with a new wind of righteous ice-hatred, is essentially just remembering that killing, in the end, is part of everyman’s natural inheritance. So, claim the same proud place in history where your ancestors once stood!!!

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When will real men and women decide to unleash the torrent of bitter cravings for revenge against the traitorous liberal scum in Washington?!!! No more illegal immigration, no more robbing from our future generations, no more endlessly taxing the people, no more stupid environmentalism, no more gay marriage bullshit, no more United Nations, no more redistribution of wealth, and no more multiculturalism and diversity only the indescribable rapture and harmonious euphoria of breathing in deep the fresh blood of a fucking liberal politician or the blood of any liberal killed by bullets, bombs, or whatever is available!!!

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Only with such a radical approach can conservatives, libertarians, and white people even exist in 500 years, essentially because we shall make them choose between living life in fear or living life by design physically separate from us or not living at all!!! Learn from our own recent past. Let them know you are already smelling them out!!! Make ‘em terrified!!! This is what all piece of shit Liberal Democrats and Liberal Republicans deserve!!! Death to All Liberals!!!

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Of course, I’m not advocating or condoning any violence and/or criminal activity against any liberal or politician

(emphasis mine)

You forgot the baby killing.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2013, 09:20:39 am »
I simply cannot get enough of this one:

http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx

Now that, folks, is something else.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 09:27:30 am »
Quote from: aebars on June 11, 2013, 09:20:39 am
I simply cannot get enough of this one:

http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx

Now that, folks, is something else.

Was that a deliberate link to the search page?
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 09:35:26 am »
Huh? Oh, whoops, hang on, lemme try again:

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13471

There. That one. Seriously, WTF.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2013, 12:30:01 pm »
Quote from: aebars on June 11, 2013, 09:35:26 am
Huh? Oh, whoops, hang on, lemme try again:

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13471

There. That one. Seriously, WTF.

I have the feeling that that was written by the retarded bastard child of Andrew Schlafly and Michelle Bachmann.
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