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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2013, 05:00:40 pm »
"Massive gooje potential"

I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2013, 05:15:00 pm »
You are all missing the *BEST EVER* quote. Nautical 999. 

I won't link it.

Just go to the main page. Hit Top 100. It is the First Quote. Also Read the comments.

Dude I read all the 30 or so pages(at the time) of comments and it was pretty funny when Nautical found he was quoted here and came to say he wasn't bullshitting us, then proceeded to preach and argue a bit. A few pages later the real fun gets started when he tries to do and exorcism, through the comment page, to cast the "gay demons" out of a girl. They went back and forth for like 15+ pages.

Any time I introduce someone to the sight I start out by showing them Nautical's quote. They are usually in tears laughing so hard.

It got better when they brought the damn argument into the forums.

Ironbite-oh I had so much fun with him one night.

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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2013, 11:23:19 pm »
Speaking of nautilus999, apparently this blog is run by the same kind folks who run Ministering Deliverance. Oh my god.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2013, 06:27:08 am »
Oh god, we've got a brand new funny one:
http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94835

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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2013, 08:59:37 am »
Here's a really funny one!
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94678
My favorite part "To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease."
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2013, 04:38:39 pm »
"Massive gooje potential"

I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Yeah, it's an unfortunate typo. He meant massive Googie potential; any sufficiently evolved lifeform will, at some point, have incredible abilities with 50s retrofuturism.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2013, 01:09:08 pm »
what no love for this one yet?

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1231

admittedly it's not really particularly fundie, just a really really unfortunate (for him) spelling error, but it's just too priceless to pass up.
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Re: Funny FSTDT quotes.
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2013, 09:38:16 pm »
Here's a really funny one!
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94678
My favorite part "To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease."
I wonder if his mother is named Suzie. After all, they keep killing her.
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