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“The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« on: August 03, 2013, 04:30:30 pm »
“The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes Are Now Mounting a Giant Pole in Tiny Pink Shorts” I normally don’t link Yahoo news but damn. Game over man game over.
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In France, there wages a (bizarre and perhaps unintentional) war among the country's anti-gay groups. In this war, there is apparently a race to be, at once, more homoerotic and more homophobic than the next anti-gay group. Today we meet La Manif Pour Tous, who decided a bunch of very fit shirtless men straddling a giant pole is the best way to flaunt their anti-gay stance.

Behold the Totem of Twinks!

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Fixed. The above image with the rainbow flash was photoshoped. Too bad :(


“8 nearly naked dudes out in the middle of nowhere without a woman or child in sight, yeah, nothing gay about that.” Or as everybody in the USA calls it Brokebareback  mountain! If this is a troll good job.

Bonus point they focus on the family and THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!11!
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]

The people of France must stand up for its children, its future...and humankind, made up of man and woman.
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 05:27:47 pm »
Is is hot in here?....*RRRROOOOWWWLLL*

AUGH! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, SPUKIKITTY!

I wonder if there's perhaps some sort of pro-gay irony thing going on? Some sort of odd bit of post-modern humor or stealth parody or something.

A bunch of gorgeous, young, fit, shirtless, pink-shorts-clad hunks of male pulchritude (and they're French!) adorn a pole and hold up a rainbow flag. How is this Anti-LGBT, again?

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 05:34:55 pm »
Just found out the image with the rainbow flag was Photoshopped.
Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 06:30:40 pm »
*adjusts pants*

How is this supposed to be anti-gay again?

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 07:27:24 pm »
They'd be hotter if they weren't homophobes. That said, they are hot.
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 07:51:34 pm »
Usually, I would applaud the spirit of not letting homophobia stand in the way of fabulousness, but this is their own homophobia we're talking about.

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Bonus point they focus on the family and THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!11!
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]

The people of France must stand up for its children, its future...and humankind, made up of man and woman.

Is it me, or are the anti-gay 'arguments' getting dumber every year?
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2013, 08:10:58 pm »
Four fit blokes in pink pants around a giant...pole?

Yeah fellas, of course the rest of the world will think "damn, look how totally het and cis they are!"

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 08:21:25 pm »
What was that thing...about Freudian slips again?
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2013, 08:23:37 pm »
No homo. :P
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2013, 10:22:08 pm »
Just found out the image with the rainbow flag was Photoshopped.

Ah, that explains it.

But still....sexy hunks in pink shorts riding a pole.....

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2013, 02:14:23 am »
Oh God that picture was the first thing I saw & I wasn't expecting it & I laughed so hard.

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2013, 05:18:54 am »
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]
What.
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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2013, 05:23:15 am »
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

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Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2013, 05:46:04 am »

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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]
What.


Don't you know that a child needs a mother and a father? Not having both of them (or heaven forbid, having the other parent replaced by someone) will cause them such horrible misery.

But this only applies to gay-couples trying to raise a child. No one cares about single parents or remarrying. And if a single mother would want an abortion then the life of the fetus is what matters, not what kind of life the child might have...
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