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Coulson Lives!... but how?
« on: September 26, 2013, 02:59:40 pm »
The pilot episode of Agents of Shield told us that there's something fishy going on with Agent Coulson, regarding his apparent return from the dead, something which he, "Can never know." I have a theory.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 03:19:21 pm »
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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 03:33:57 pm »
Oy....

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2013, 07:29:59 pm »
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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2013, 10:03:23 pm »
Personally I would rather it be the whole super serum crap or some other way. I find the LMD, or even a "clone" route to be done to death.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2013, 10:26:57 pm »
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While a fascinating theory, it doesn't explain what's the thing he can never know.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2013, 10:41:08 pm »
While a fascinating theory, it doesn't explain what's the thing he can never know.
My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2013, 11:00:04 pm »
Personally I would rather it be the whole super serum crap or some other way. I find the LMD, or even a "clone" route to be done to death.

You did say that's it's possible that Loki's blade had healing powers, so it wouldn't kill anything it stabs.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 11:19:20 pm »
Personally I would rather it be the whole super serum crap or some other way. I find the LMD, or even a "clone" route to be done to death.

You did say that's it's possible that Loki's blade had healing powers, so it wouldn't kill anything it stabs.

LOL what?? What I said was that the theory is that the scepter acted like the "the one ring" in LOTR, in that it corrupted those who are around it, especially those who have major issues. Never said anything about it having magical healing powers.
Sorry folks, this was an outside conversation on the various MCU theories on tumblr.

While a fascinating theory, it doesn't explain what's the thing he can never know.

Unless they don't want him to die of fanboying over that he shares something big with his idol.
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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2013, 11:26:24 pm »
Personally I would rather it be the whole super serum crap or some other way. I find the LMD, or even a "clone" route to be done to death.

You did say that's it's possible that Loki's blade had healing powers, so it wouldn't kill anything it stabs.

LOL what?? What I said was that the theory is that the scepter acted like the "the one ring" in LOTR, in that it corrupted those who are around it, especially those who have major issues. Never said anything about it having magical healing powers.
Sorry folks, this was an outside conversation on the various MCU theories on tumblr.

Ah, right, you said that and that he had the serum. Got the two mixed up
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2013, 02:55:41 am »
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That proves nothing as it's a dialogue-free scene at the end of Captain America.  Seriously.  I've seen the movie several times.  At no point does anyone say anything at that particular scene.

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2013, 12:30:03 am »
Wait, isn't The Vision supposed to be some sort of Son of Ultron or something?
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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2013, 05:47:43 am »
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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2013, 12:43:40 am »
Did it look to anyone else like Coulson was about to crack up when...

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Re: Coulson Lives!... but how?
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2013, 12:13:31 am »
I guess this would be the appropriate thread to bring this up in. Anyone else think there's something going on with Coulson mentioning Loki in some way/form?? I know it's only been 2 episodes but I'm starting to think that they're dropping subtle hints to a future appearance by the God of Mischief himself, especially given that Hiddleston has said that he's open to appearing on the show.