Speeding tickets are real life microtransactions for a speed boost.
People who take pictures of their food are basically taking pictures of their next shit.
Some of us are still "it" from a childhood game of tag.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat can cause children.
In "The Walking Dead", everyone is preoccupied with the monsters when the humans are the real threat. In "Game of Thrones", everyone is preoccupied with the humans when the monsters are the real threat.