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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #135 on: February 09, 2012, 03:01:38 pm »
Yes, well, would Americans like it if we Scots based our entire opinion of your culture on the hi jinks of a few inbred Appalachian hillbillies? (And yes, I am aware that the vast majority of Appalachian hillbillies are of Scots-Irish descent. That's what we call "EYE-ron-EEE" in the big wide world.)
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #136 on: February 09, 2012, 07:06:04 pm »
It also makes you look like some kind of freak in the eyes of people who otherwise might associate with you, so again, lose-lose situation.

You make it sound like there were kids who would have otherwise associated with me.

I'd have associated with you.

That's horseshit, I never make the first move.

No, you would have associated with me if I had been as I am now.  Which I most definitely wasn't.

I wasn't really the same either, so.

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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #137 on: February 09, 2012, 10:25:32 pm »
Yes, well, would Americans like it if we Scots based our entire opinion of your culture on the hi jinks of a few inbred Appalachian hillbillies? (And yes, I am aware that the vast majority of Appalachian hillbillies are of Scots-Irish descent. That's what we call "EYE-ron-EEE" in the big wide world.)

Go ahead, we already do that to ourselves :V
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #138 on: February 10, 2012, 03:10:58 am »
I notice he said nothing about his porridge.
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