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Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:03:19 am »
http://chainsawsuit.com/2014/11/25/saw-it-for-you-jurassic-world-2015/

I particularly liked the bit where Chris Pratt's character discusses the escape plan and they have this conversation
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Re: Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 10:11:32 am »
Plot summary of every Jurassic Park movie:

-Smart people who should really know better decide that putting dinosaurs and people in one place is a great idea.
-Dinosaurs eat everyone who isn't a protagonist.
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Re: Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 10:16:17 am »
Plot summary of every Jurassic Park movie:

-Smart people who should really know better decide that putting dinosaurs and people in one place is a great idea.
-Dinosaurs eat everyone who isn't a protagonist.

As well as smart characters saying and/or doing incredibly dumb things.  It's more forgivable in the first movie, but in the sequels, there are no excuses.

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Re: Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:41 am »
I don't care what anyone says.  Chris Pratt running with the raptors is hot.

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Re: Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2014, 12:12:38 pm »
That fake dialogue being only marginally worse than the the actual trailer dialogue.

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Re: Plotleak of the next Jurassic Park movie
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2014, 12:17:27 pm »
"Here we see a ranger and his animal companions." (There was a youtube video but I can't find it anymore.)
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!