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Offline Mister Pine

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Christian News Network fundie - Oboehner
« on: August 12, 2015, 11:49:06 am »
MR. PINE'S GUIDE TO CHRISTIAN NEWS NETWORK FUNDIES

Here is where I wanted to introduce the world to Oboehner.

http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=oboehner

I believe Oboehner used to use the name "Demopublicrat" on there.   The style is identical, but Demopublicrat doesn't post anymore.  Likely it got banned.

Oboehner is a fundamentalist Christian who is a hardcore science denier.  Two subjects get him worked up to the point where he can't NOT comment, one is evolution (which he steadfastly refers to as a "religion") and LGBT stuff.

Interestingly, he doesn't mention God often.  Hardly at all.  Occasionally he'll lob in a Bible quote.  He's more interested in sneering and dismissing you when you tell him he doesn't understand evolution well enough to even be discussing it.  Since science at one time endorsed things like blood letting and a flat earth, he'll often call his opponents "flat earth boy" or "blood letting boy" or "exploding dot boy" - yes, he's a big proponent of the strawman and will often refer to the Big Bang as an exploding dot.  Trouble is, he confuses abiogenesis/cosmology with evolution, like so many of them over there.  Give him some evolution website, some link to an iron-clad scientific proof?  He calls it "popular opinion".

As for LGBT stuff, he loves to call them "deviant perverts" and, as Jesus would do, call male homosexuals not just "sodomites" but turd burglars and butt pirates.  For lesbians, he has the lovely phrase "fur trader".  Christian News Network WILL delete those comments if you report them, but my experience with the powers that be over there is that they are filthy shit bags who want to promote all the haters and silence all their detractors.  It's tricky navigation over there.  But worth it.

Oboehner is a man of few words.  He is out to do one thing:  mock you/try to make you look stupid, but he's got his head buried so far in the sand (or in some other nether region) that he won't acknowledge facts.  He is almost always on the offensive and never on the defensive.  My personal irritation factor with him out of 10 is about a 9, whereas I'd put WorldGoneCrazy at about a 7.5 and Last Trump at an 8.5 and FoJC_Forever at about a 6.

 
« Last Edit: August 12, 2015, 02:30:40 pm by Mister Pine »
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Re: Christian News Network fundie - Oboehner
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 11:58:29 am »
What a lovely character.
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Re: Christian News Network fundie - Oboehner
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 04:07:56 pm »
Yes, lovely.  But tenacious as hell and really nasty.  Ironically, all the charges he throws at people of science are much more appropriately thrown at him, because he's constantly calling evolution a "religion", he takes the reams of evidence and dismisses them as "popular opinion", and constantly tells us we have no proof of evolution at all.  And smugly sits back with his arms folded, firmly convinced he's right and the rest of us are wrong.  Even when you point out to him that evolution is taught in science classes, and Christianity is taught as a comparative religion, it doesn't make any difference.
"It ain't supposed to make sense -  it's faith.  Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe."  - Archie Bunker

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Re: Christian News Network fundie - Oboehner
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 12:24:08 pm »
Hot off the presses from Oboehner, some really rancid homophobia:

It is not possible to be bigoted against a lifestyle CHOICE, so apparently you don't get it. It is a choice plain and simple. The truth existed once before it was removed through heavy coercion by the very deviants it referred to. Gay is a mental disorder, based on an addiction or negative influences as a child or both. It's learned behavior exactly like Pavlov's dog, or do you think the dog ate the bell?

But do explain why the vast majority of "same sex" couples have one playing the female role and one the male.


You can't fix stupid, and talking to these people is a waste of time, and yet I can't stop wondering what makes them tick.  Just submitted this one to FSTDT.
"It ain't supposed to make sense -  it's faith.  Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe."  - Archie Bunker