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the gop jokes and games thread
« on: September 10, 2015, 07:40:48 am »


it starts off with this, and the more what they do is nonsensical, the bigger the thread gets. drinking games tolerated (but mind alcohol poisoning, it's the gop we're talking about).

"hairpiece racist".
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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2015, 07:42:45 am »
Primaries troll.

Really now, he does this every election cycle, yet never actually runs.

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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2015, 08:18:57 am »
The two worst words I can use are Donald Trump.
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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2015, 12:40:54 pm »
Brash joke.
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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2015, 07:25:31 pm »
Alien Hair.

(the joke among my family is that Trump actually died some time ago, but an alien parasite has taken over his body and is using it as a host, clinging to his head.)
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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2015, 05:03:08 am »
GOP's finest.

(Mark my words, he is the most popular candidate they have. Which might be mainly because they have like three dozen candidates and their votes are split among so many candidates that Trump is most easily recognized one.)
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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2015, 11:45:17 pm »
National Nightmare(if he was to get elected)

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Re: the gop jokes and games thread
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2015, 12:04:08 pm »
GOP's finest.

(Mark my words, he is the most popular candidate they have. Which might be mainly because they have like three dozen candidates and their votes are split among so many candidates that Trump is most easily recognized one.)

There's also the media who love him. He says all kinds of crazy stuff, he makes wonderful television.
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