Oh look at Lizard in full troll mode because everyone's gone.I too would like to hear your thought process.
Tits or GTFO.
For those who don't know, I'm being sarcastic, but I think the blue text is weaksauce.
I'd love to, but I've been ordered by the court to stop exposing myself to others. Really now, you give one old lady a heart attack and everyone loses their minds.
Meh, I think you Aussies must be too stressed living with the constant fear of being struck dead by one of the thousand different types of insanely dangerous animals you share your open-air prison with if you can cause a heart attack like that. Here in Canada naked boobies are a constitutionally protected right because life is pretty god-damned boring when you're stuck in an igloo for ten months a year and we could use the excitement. Our only dangerous animals are the herds of American tourists, and we've got their migration routes mapped out so they are easy to avoid unless you're bored in which case you can go play in the ever popular Canuck version of the Pamplona drunk fest (no cover charge, six real
beer minimum to enter).
They don't look like much but those bitches will fuck your shit up in a hurry and have fun doing it. Then they'll wander around trumpeting about it and shitting on everything. The rest of the world has nightmares about clowns, or spiders, or clown-faced spiders, or some other pussy shit like that. In Canada our children huddle under their blankets in the dark terrorized by dreams of those devil birds.