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Offline dpareja

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #720 on: March 06, 2017, 12:48:05 am »
Whomever thought up gerrymandering should have been shot before he uttered a single word of it to anyone.

You sure it wasn't independently discovered by multiple people?

If anything, it's a natural offshoot of Britain's "rotten boroughs," where boundaries were left untouched for decades until Old Sarum (population a few sheep) had more MPs than Manchester (booming industrial city).
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #721 on: March 06, 2017, 04:06:51 am »
Now Trump has said that Obama has 'wire-tapped' trump tower. The best thing to come out of it is Sarah Huckabee Sanders saying if that's true then it is a big deal. Ignoring the fact that Trump could get direct knowledge if there was any.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJTGjxhcCI4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJTGjxhcCI4</a>

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #722 on: March 06, 2017, 04:30:13 am »
Whomever thought up gerrymandering should have been shot before he uttered a single word of it to anyone.

You sure it wasn't independently discovered by multiple people?
Who all happened to be the sole person on the electoral roll in one hundred separate districts?

In other news John Oliver has christened the multi-car pile up that has been the Trump cabinets response to revelations about Russian interference in the election "Stupid Watergate"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RlJ2WJCSc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RlJ2WJCSc</a>

Also, hells fucking bells!
Now Trump has said that Obama has 'wire-tapped' trump tower. The best thing to come out of it is Sarah Huckabee Sanders saying if that's true then it is a big deal. Ignoring the fact that Trump could get direct knowledge if there was any.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJTGjxhcCI4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJTGjxhcCI4</a>

The Trump's surrogate's response to that reporter was essentially that by "take the media seriously" Trump has taken the sum total of media reporting, including the tinfoil hat fringe-especially the tinfoil hat fringe and come out howling "muh Obama tapppped muh wires" like a confused centenarian thinking that he's back dodging ordinance in the Somme. This is supposed to...reassure people?
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #723 on: March 06, 2017, 04:49:08 am »
...like a confused centenarian thinking that he's back dodging ordinance in the Somme. This is supposed to...reassure people?

No, like a cowardly twenty-something with "bone spurs" dodging STDs at orgies while children of poorer parents go to Vietnam to be cannon fodder.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #724 on: March 06, 2017, 05:06:45 am »
...like a confused centenarian thinking that he's back dodging ordinance in the Somme. This is supposed to...reassure people?

No, like a cowardly twenty-something with "bone spurs" dodging STDs at orgies while children of poorer parents go to Vietnam to be cannon fodder.
Eh, I didn't mean to imply Trump would be brave enough to put his orange arsehole into danger. Merely that he sounded like he was having a "grandad moment".

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #725 on: March 06, 2017, 07:26:23 am »
New travel ban set to be implemented today.  It's the same as the old one only Iraq has been left off the no go country list.

Ironbite-thats ballsy

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #726 on: March 06, 2017, 08:07:45 am »
How long before it is also struck down by a federal judge?

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« Reply #727 on: March 06, 2017, 01:26:21 pm »
How long before it is also struck down by a federal judge?

You mean "How long before Trump goes on a Twitter tirade about how judges are threatening national security?"

EDIT: But then this is of course the old trick: propose something really outrageous so that your follow-up looks reasonable. (You see the same thing with abortion; for instance, in Ohio, Kasich vetoed a bill that would have banned it after about six weeks so that he could look reasonable signing a twenty-week ban.)

Failing that, of course, you just keep signing slightly modified versions of the same thing to overwhelm the courts.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #728 on: March 07, 2017, 02:14:56 am »
In other news Ben Carson is a very stupid man.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #729 on: March 07, 2017, 04:12:08 am »
....I don't know which part of that statement I should criticise first.

Luckily Samuel L. Jackson already commented on this:
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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #730 on: March 07, 2017, 07:28:37 am »
Well this is the man who said that pyramids were built to store grain. So is anyone surprised?

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #731 on: March 07, 2017, 05:06:01 pm »
I'll never make another "brain surgeon" joke again.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #732 on: March 07, 2017, 05:53:03 pm »
Did he ever operate on himself?
I also pissed in an old woman's sauce pan when I was a child. Have you?

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #733 on: March 07, 2017, 06:02:28 pm »
I'll never make another "brain surgeon" joke again.

'Brain Surgery' huh well it's not Rocket science is it?

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #734 on: March 07, 2017, 06:14:25 pm »
New travel ban set to be implemented today.  It's the same as the old one only Iraq has been left off the no go country list.

Ironbite-thats ballsy

It also doesn't turn away permanent residents and people with visas.
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