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Hilarious Spam
« on: January 01, 2015, 10:11:56 am »
You know how, every once in a while, you just have to look at a spam message, just to gawk at the horribly broken English and laugh at the mass of jumbled pseudo-sentences?  Well, why not collect a few of 'em here?  Only one rule: don't preserve any links in the messages, for obvious reasons.  I'll get us started off!

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Awwwww yeah, outstretch that munition, baby!
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 01:19:28 pm »
I literally headtilted at 'disconfirming surface property'
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 01:29:48 pm »
"Clinically grooved herbal ingredients" got me. Best line, though was "You do not human to endure from the hurt of shallow surgery".
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 02:53:53 pm »
I dunno, what really got me was the need to lie on your back with your knees crumpled.
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2015, 02:21:04 am »
What got me is that this appears to be a product that has something to to with 'enhancing' breasts in some way, yet it seems to be called "Righteous Testosterone XL" (which in itself is a hilarious name).  Someone failed biology class.

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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2015, 07:26:59 am »
Not sure if "extending your munition" means pulling out a handgun or getting a boner. Better do both just to be sure.
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2015, 01:53:52 pm »
The Gunnerkrigg Court forums have a spambot right now that's posted several variations of the following:

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kala jadu specialist astrologer kala jadu specialist astrologer शक्तिशाली kala jadu pal bhar me Black Magic Is Great Evil that can do any thing.Black Magic Specialist : Black Magic kala jadu Specialist(in India) asia, london ,pakistan ,canada, uk, usa, newzland, neyork, .PANDIT ji Black Magic Specialist : BLACK MAGIC SPECIALIST NUMBER Black magic is a device by which you can do whatever wants to do helpful life for yourself. Black Magic contains a power that provides a finest and purified space where all requirements are practically conducted. So Pandit Ji say Black magic is a that magic that helps you finding your better life partner, career and business help. Black magic service is in such a manner that no one can easily make out himself. Black magic specialist can fulfill your desires or remove this curse from your life. He/she need help of Black magic specialist who can frequently sort out their problem. This is only done through our services. Number of such cases is solved by ji at present, so do not waste time and go ahead with Sharma Ji. solved all problems +919610897260

One of the spams has something about how astrology experts are even more important in an inter caste Hindu marriage than traditional ones.
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2015, 02:23:23 pm »
The Gunnerkrigg Court forums have a spambot right now that's posted several variations of the following:

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kala jadu specialist astrologer kala jadu specialist astrologer शक्तिशाली kala jadu pal bhar me Black Magic Is Great Evil that can do any thing.Black Magic Specialist : Black Magic kala jadu Specialist(in India) asia, london ,pakistan ,canada, uk, usa, newzland, neyork, .PANDIT ji Black Magic Specialist : BLACK MAGIC SPECIALIST NUMBER Black magic is a device by which you can do whatever wants to do helpful life for yourself. Black Magic contains a power that provides a finest and purified space where all requirements are practically conducted. So Pandit Ji say Black magic is a that magic that helps you finding your better life partner, career and business help. Black magic service is in such a manner that no one can easily make out himself. Black magic specialist can fulfill your desires or remove this curse from your life. He/she need help of Black magic specialist who can frequently sort out their problem. This is only done through our services. Number of such cases is solved by ji at present, so do not waste time and go ahead with Sharma Ji. solved all problems +919610897260

One of the spams has something about how astrology experts are even more important in an inter caste Hindu marriage than traditional ones.

I didn't know spambots were experts on Vedic Astrology.

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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2015, 06:39:43 pm »
The Gunnerkrigg Court forums have a spambot right now that's posted several variations of the following:

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kala jadu specialist astrologer kala jadu specialist astrologer शक्तिशाली kala jadu pal bhar me Black Magic Is Great Evil that can do any thing.Black Magic Specialist : Black Magic kala jadu Specialist(in India) asia, london ,pakistan ,canada, uk, usa, newzland, neyork, .PANDIT ji Black Magic Specialist : BLACK MAGIC SPECIALIST NUMBER Black magic is a device by which you can do whatever wants to do helpful life for yourself. Black Magic contains a power that provides a finest and purified space where all requirements are practically conducted. So Pandit Ji say Black magic is a that magic that helps you finding your better life partner, career and business help. Black magic service is in such a manner that no one can easily make out himself. Black magic specialist can fulfill your desires or remove this curse from your life. He/she need help of Black magic specialist who can frequently sort out their problem. This is only done through our services. Number of such cases is solved by ji at present, so do not waste time and go ahead with Sharma Ji. solved all problems +919610897260

One of the spams has something about how astrology experts are even more important in an inter caste Hindu marriage than traditional ones.

That looks familiar.

Ironbite-could've sworn we've had one like that.

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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2015, 12:05:44 pm »
The Gunnerkrigg Court forums have a spambot right now that's posted several variations of the following:

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kala jadu specialist astrologer kala jadu specialist astrologer शक्तिशाली kala jadu pal bhar me Black Magic Is Great Evil that can do any thing.Black Magic Specialist : Black Magic kala jadu Specialist(in India) asia, london ,pakistan ,canada, uk, usa, newzland, neyork, .PANDIT ji Black Magic Specialist : BLACK MAGIC SPECIALIST NUMBER Black magic is a device by which you can do whatever wants to do helpful life for yourself. Black Magic contains a power that provides a finest and purified space where all requirements are practically conducted. So Pandit Ji say Black magic is a that magic that helps you finding your better life partner, career and business help. Black magic service is in such a manner that no one can easily make out himself. Black magic specialist can fulfill your desires or remove this curse from your life. He/she need help of Black magic specialist who can frequently sort out their problem. This is only done through our services. Number of such cases is solved by ji at present, so do not waste time and go ahead with Sharma Ji. solved all problems +919610897260

One of the spams has something about how astrology experts are even more important in an inter caste Hindu marriage than traditional ones.

I didn't know spambots were experts on Vedic Astrology.

The fact that there's astrology associated with the Epic Vedas is odd in of itself to a Western observer. But then again, we believe in shit like the Q-Ray bracelet.
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Re: Hilarious Spam
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2015, 01:12:12 am »
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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2015, 08:34:10 am »
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