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Offline Dakota Bob

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 04:09:49 pm »
Doesn't this belong in preaching and worship?

I don't think this counts as actual 'preaching', it's more like inane babble.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 04:48:52 pm »
Give me a call after New Year's.  We'll chat about it.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 05:26:18 pm »
I don't know about you guys, but I am SO naming my hypothetical future rock band "United States of Fagia".

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »
God I hope not.  That'd be a terrible rock band name.

Ironbite-gonna have to go with a gay J-pop boy band on this one.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 07:59:02 pm »
Where are all of these heterosexuals screwing in the streets that the OP is totally ok with? Good thing Jesus is good with that, otherwise I might be in trouble! Only heteros are allowed to street-screw according to this guy!

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2012, 10:36:46 pm »
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2012, 10:38:57 pm »
Where have all the good trolls gone?

Where have all the good trolls gone
and where are all the mods?
Where's the webwise /b/tards to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a 'net knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night type
and I flame
and I post all of the memes.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be loud
and he's gotta be dumb
And he's gotta think that he's right.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the flamewars ignite.





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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2012, 02:36:14 am »
*makes popcorn*

United States of Fagia isn't a *terrible* band name really, though I'm going to stick with mine: "Fuck you, Chelios"

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2012, 03:38:35 am »
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2012, 03:39:39 am »
*makes popcorn*

United States of Fagia isn't a *terrible* band name really, though I'm going to stick with mine: "Fuck you, Chelios"

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Chelios don't give a shit

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2012, 03:58:27 am »
Good news guys! I turned to Zeus! That was the God he meant right?

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2012, 06:12:41 am »
He's been banned, folks, but I do have an open letter for him:

Please try using something other than word salad garnished with racism and pop religion which looks a lot like the kind Jesus was preaching against.  You are little more than a modern Pharisee who would have been pushing Roman soldiers out of the way to punch in the nails yourself had you been living 2000 years ago.


 
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2012, 07:15:11 am »
Good news guys! I turned to Zeus! That was the God he meant right?
You've still got another 2876 to consider. Buy 1 God - get 512 free!
BTW, if you don't like any of them, then make one up. That's what humanity has been doing for over 12,000 years.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2012, 07:47:26 am »
You've still got another 2876 to consider. Buy 1 God - get 512 free!
BTW, if you don't like any of them, then make one up. That's what humanity has been doing for over 12,000 years.

Or you can just start revering me! I always wondered how an atheist god king would work out.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2012, 08:14:44 am »
Isn't there some evidence that at least a few popes have filled that role already? I seem to remember hearing of one who said, "It has served us well, this myth of Christ," though I can't remember which one.
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