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LOL. the Atlasphere.
« on: January 04, 2012, 05:03:31 pm »
An online dating site for disciples of Ayn Rand. Because selfish egoism is the main thing you want in a partner, right?

No, I'm not kidding.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 05:32:20 pm »
Well it's what I want in a partner.  Cause I mean obviously if you're dating a selfish egotism, they've got to put out....right?

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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 05:33:17 pm »
I hope that having to read John Galt's massive speech is a req for signing up.

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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 05:44:49 pm »
I hope this means that it lessens the chances of me ever dating one.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 07:06:37 pm »
Oh my god, this is even worse than the memebase dating site!
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 09:32:13 pm »
An online dating site for disciples of Ayn Rand. Because selfish egoism is the main thing you want in a partner, right?

No, I'm not kidding.

At least it has a catchy name

Though it occurs to me.  IF selfishness is a virtue then as a male isn't the most rational path to trick a women into having unprotected sex with me so she gets pregnant and then skipping out?

That way my genes survive but the costs of raising the child is left to the mother to bear.

Since that would be in line with my selfish self interest, wouldnt' everyone benefit?

Sorry, I have been thinking about how to be more evil for a role playing game and thinking WWARD? helps.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 07:41:27 pm »
An online dating site for disciples of Ayn Rand. Because selfish egoism is the main thing you want in a partner, right?

No, I'm not kidding.

At least it has a catchy name

Though it occurs to me.  IF selfishness is a virtue then as a male isn't the most rational path to trick a women into having unprotected sex with me so she gets pregnant and then skipping out?

That way my genes survive but the costs of raising the child is left to the mother to bear.

Since that would be in line with my selfish self interest, wouldnt' everyone benefit?

Sorry, I have been thinking about how to be more evil for a role playing game and thinking WWARD? helps.
That's pretty much what evolution thought when designing certain aspects of the male brain... ('Thought' and "design' are being used figuratively, of course)

But there's no rule self-interest has to be about propagation of your genome. Some would find it more to their benefit to secure a reliable supply of sex, for example.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 09:18:26 pm »
An online dating site for disciples of Ayn Rand. Because selfish egoism is the main thing you want in a partner, right?

No, I'm not kidding.

At least it has a catchy name

Though it occurs to me.  IF selfishness is a virtue then as a male isn't the most rational path to trick a women into having unprotected sex with me so she gets pregnant and then skipping out?

That way my genes survive but the costs of raising the child is left to the mother to bear.

Since that would be in line with my selfish self interest, wouldnt' everyone benefit?

Sorry, I have been thinking about how to be more evil for a role playing game and thinking WWARD? helps.
That's pretty much what evolution thought when designing certain aspects of the male brain... ('Thought' and "design' are being used figuratively, of course)

But there's no rule self-interest has to be about propagation of your genome. Some would find it more to their benefit to secure a reliable supply of sex, for example.

well if we are being seriouse, I would point out that staying to not only raise my young but securing a more stable enviroment for the young of others can give an evolutionary advantage.

But since according to Ayn Rand altruism is evil, how then could a rand follower do this?
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 11:09:48 pm »
Randroidism is self-contradictory. Altruism is in everyone's self-interest.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 11:54:22 pm »
But there's no rule self-interest has to be about propagation of your genome. Some would find it more to their benefit to secure a reliable supply of sex, for example.
Get the best of both worlds: Become a skilled enough “Playah” to keep the conquests coming at a reliable rate, and you can peddle your genes while also getting regular sex!
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 12:54:06 am »
Ugh... that's all I got to say about this.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 02:39:26 am »
I wonder if they make huge speeches at the end of their dates.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 09:00:22 am »
I wonder if they spend all their time waiting for John Galt to show up for a quick, objectivist 3-way. Objectivists must make terrible lovers. Don't they realize sex is like a Chinese dinner? It ain't over util everyone gets their cookie.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 09:45:00 am »
In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let
us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2012, 03:30:55 pm »
I wonder if they make huge speeches at the end of their dates.

Yes.  thats how they do fore play.

When the other one has fallen asleep, that's when you have sex.

(sorry but these kinds of jokes are just too easy  to make)
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