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Title: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Artyom15 on September 16, 2015, 12:01:54 am
I've been lurking here for years. Back when the forum was the FSTDT forum. Remember Sandman's presence on the forum, still sad he is gone. I'm awful at talking about myself and making this post while I'm overtired is probably not the best idea. Hello I guess, ask questions too if you want.

Edit: I'm stupid... literally 10 seconds when I click back to the lounge I see the newbie thread.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: ironbite on September 16, 2015, 12:08:42 am
Hello and welcome to the forum.  Little secret that you might not have picked up on.

Ironbite-none of us have a clue what to do.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 01:36:04 am
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Random Gal on September 16, 2015, 02:28:39 am
I've been here since 2006, back when Yahweh was still running the site, and I still feel like I have no idea what I'm doing.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on September 16, 2015, 08:13:55 am
I've been here since 2006, back when Yahweh was still running the site, and I still feel like I have no idea what I'm doing.

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gnSWo1nI--/japbcvpavbzau9dbuaxf.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 06:43:43 pm
Nah, I was kidding really. No one is to blame for the shutdown besides Distind. It was entirely his prerogative.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: davedan on September 16, 2015, 08:34:19 pm
If you're really struggling for things to do you could bring me some hot chips.

Ta.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 08:47:26 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 16, 2015, 09:09:59 pm
I never have any idea what I'm doing. That's why they put me in charge.

Welcome!
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: davedan on September 16, 2015, 09:11:46 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 16, 2015, 09:14:15 pm
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on September 16, 2015, 09:15:22 pm
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

Ha <3
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 16, 2015, 09:17:17 pm
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

Ha <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUaxLDRJS9A
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: davedan on September 16, 2015, 09:18:11 pm
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>

I mean hot chips. Americans call them French Fries. The French pommes frites. The belgians - ah who gives a fuck what the belgians call them. We call the hot chips.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 16, 2015, 09:25:56 pm
Aah, like Andy Capp's, I believe they're called.  I'm not sure they make ghost pepper varieties, but that doesn't stop ya from putting a drop of the oil on your own chips.  Really don't recommend more than that, though, as it can cause vomiting, at best, and at worst, could end up seeing you in the hospital for a little bit.  Capsaicin can be a fickle bitch like that.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on September 16, 2015, 09:26:18 pm
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>

I mean hot chips. Americans call them French Fries. The French pommes frites. The belgians - ah who gives a fuck what the belgians call them. We call the hot chips.

Do you like them better or worse than crackers?
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 16, 2015, 09:33:44 pm
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper), which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 09:34:29 pm
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

Ha <3

JAZZY
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 09:36:03 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: davedan on September 16, 2015, 09:38:05 pm
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>

I mean hot chips. Americans call them French Fries. The French pommes frites. The belgians - ah who gives a fuck what the belgians call them. We call the hot chips.

Do you like them better or worse than crackers?

Did I ask for crackers? You fucking cracker. Besides their called biscuits and it really depends on what sort of cheese you have. If you have Brie/truffled pecorino then water cracker biscuits. But if you have curd, weird american sauce cheese then hot chips.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 16, 2015, 09:38:46 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

That sounds delicious.  I am not being facetious.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: davedan on September 16, 2015, 09:39:37 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

Love some poutine then, but easy on the ghost pepper powder thanks.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: solar. on September 16, 2015, 09:42:36 pm
Welcome to the forum.

Just be yourself. That's what I did, and it's worked for me.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Sleepy on September 16, 2015, 09:47:19 pm
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

Ha <3

JAZZY

(http://i.imgur.com/y3VRZwf.png)
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 16, 2015, 09:47:31 pm
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper), which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah (https://www.crazyhotseeds.com/faq/isnt-chocolate-bhutlah-hottest-pepper/) is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 16, 2015, 09:52:04 pm
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

That sounds delicious.  I am not being facetious.

Eh, I feel like the ghost chilis didn't add much flavor. Just seemed like all spice and no substance.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: ironbite on September 16, 2015, 10:19:38 pm
I think we scared the newbie off with this talk of hot peppers.

Ironbite-for the record, my parents grow their own habeneros
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: rookie on September 17, 2015, 10:13:41 am
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper), which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah (https://www.crazyhotseeds.com/faq/isnt-chocolate-bhutlah-hottest-pepper/) is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.

And I have to say I'm really proud of the way the United States has not weaponized those peepers.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: guizonde on September 17, 2015, 01:56:41 pm
this is a forum about having no idea what you're doing. welcome.
Title: Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
Post by: VainRobot on September 17, 2015, 02:18:47 pm
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper), which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah (https://www.crazyhotseeds.com/faq/isnt-chocolate-bhutlah-hottest-pepper/) is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.

And I have to say I'm really proud of the way the United States has not weaponized those peepers.

Just you wait. (http://fusion.net/story/117338/terrifying-pepper-spray-drones-will-be-used-to-break-up-protests-in-india/)