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Posted by: Damen
« on: July 06, 2014, 10:09:33 pm »

(after a long net fart, I return to Skype and this happens)

[6:59:00 PM] Hofstadter: nyur
[8:56:52 PM] Hofstadter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Qfi8qXKaA смотри
[9:04:35 PM] John Damen: Bah.
[9:04:44 PM] Hofstadter: its awesome!
[9:06:54 PM] John Damen: Not sure if want.
[9:07:16 PM] Hofstadter: did i accidentally send you porn...
[9:07:18 PM] Hofstadter: ...do
[9:07:20 PM] Hofstadter: no
[9:07:20 PM] Hofstadter: ok good
Posted by: mellenORL
« on: April 16, 2014, 06:24:31 pm »

So wrong. ;D
Posted by: Ultimate Paragon
« on: April 16, 2014, 05:44:34 pm »

What the fuck did I just watch?
Posted by: TheL
« on: April 16, 2014, 05:41:08 pm »

I dunno, Hof...
Posted by: Damen
« on: April 13, 2014, 11:11:16 pm »

[10:04:40 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw
[10:04:45 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: watch the whole thing
[10:04:47 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: trust me
[10:05:00 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: like normally theres a dick when i say trust me
[10:05:08 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: but this time its asian music
Posted by: Damen
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:06:00 pm »

A little conversation with Madame Scarlet had me laughing. ;D

Damen: Seems like up until now work was eating your life away. We've talked often and it seems like most of the time you were either at work or on your way to or from it. I was starting to wonder if you even knew what your apartment looked like. :P
Madame Scarlet: A mess. :P
Madame Scarlet: There's a floor in it somewhere.
Damen: Ever look around at it and think "Now that's just not fair; I'm not here long enough for it to get that messy."?
Madame Scarlet: No.
Madame Scarlet: I'm just not there long enough to clean anything.
Damen: Heh, I've had moments when I'd look at some bit of funk in my room and think "When the hell did that get there?"
Madame Scarlet: I think I will name the mess Freddy.
Madame Scarlet: Freddy's been steadily growing for months.
Madame Scarlet: Sometimes I have the energy to hack away at bits of him, but not often enough to make a big dent.
Madame Scarlet: Anyway, gotta guard.
Damen: ...that is so going up on the forums. :D
Posted by: Zygarde
« on: November 26, 2013, 01:22:07 pm »

I don't care if it's two post right after one another


Amaterasu-Ōmikami: also my D key broke off.
KZN02: Looks like someone needs the D.
Amaterasu-Ōmikami: i should punch you for that but I won't since I set my self up for that one.
Posted by: Zygarde
« on: October 22, 2013, 01:17:34 am »

While discussing the various ways my junk has been almost destroyed

Amaterasu-Ōmikami: hell for some reason the world want's my junk gone since I dropped a clip on them yesterday
Antechrist: Perhaps the world is trying to do you a favour, in a twisted way.
Amaterasu-Ōmikami: A twisted annoying way.
Antechrist: "Don't worry, buddy, we'll take care of those annoying balls. It'll just take a few hundred shots to the nuts to solve them."
Posted by: Søren
« on: September 08, 2013, 10:45:10 pm »

*talking about a classmate boyfriend hates*
Boyfriend: I have to look up his picture to show you, some pictures just engender rage
*five minutes later*
Boyfriend: [link]
me: oh wow. thats bad
boyfriend: I know!
me: just replace the hat with a fedora and a status admitting hes a brony and he fits the perfect representative of the annoying side of the internet
boyfriend: he is a brony
me: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Posted by: TheL
« on: August 02, 2013, 09:58:09 pm »

Mira: My chosen name was actually Katie
MaybeNever: Your chosen name?
MaybeNever: As in, they expected a girl?
Mira: They expected a vagina
MaybeNever: Do you intend to eventually give them one?
Mira: Yes, it is only fair
MaybeNever: Make sure to put it in a pretty box.
Mira: Hopefully it will be a pretty box

This is beautiful.
Posted by: Flying Mint Bunny!
« on: July 29, 2013, 05:49:26 am »

Jérémy: the point is when you talk with someone eventually, the word "friendship" will pop out
Moxie Crimefighter: well yes
Jérémy says: if it happens and one of the two don't care about the other the other gets hurt now, about us I like you but sometimes, I just don't understand you sometimes it feels like I'm your toy and you don't care sending a rollercoaster right at my face
Posted by: Mira
« on: July 28, 2013, 10:16:13 pm »

Mira: My chosen name was actually Katie
MaybeNever: Your chosen name?
MaybeNever: As in, they expected a girl?
Mira: They expected a vagina
MaybeNever: Do you intend to eventually give them one?
Mira: Yes, it is only fair
MaybeNever: Make sure to put it in a pretty box.
Mira: Hopefully it will be a pretty box
Posted by: Mira
« on: July 28, 2013, 04:57:37 pm »

MaybeNever: Yes, my weird sick fetishes are much more about religion, ethnicity, and social strata.
MaybeNever: The lumpenproletariat doesn't just make revolutions hard, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Mira
« on: July 25, 2013, 02:35:57 pm »

   <Lithp>    The cat's dead.
   <Lithp>   I found it in a box.
   <Mira>   Seriously?
   <Lithp>   Maybe.
   <Mira>   So no
   <Lithp>   I am uncertain about these jokes.
   <Mira>   You're like the boy who cried Lithp
   <Lithp>   Observation won't tell me whether or not they're better than eye puns.
   <Lithp>   Iris you wouldn't use my name to replace random words.
   <Lithp>   It's so unsightly.
   <Lithp>   And very cornea you.
   <Mira>   Oh, also, most good blades are coated in a non-corroding metal
   <Mira>   But you should still dry them after use
   <Lithp>   Can you lens me yours, so that I can try it out?
Posted by: Mira
« on: July 24, 2013, 05:14:17 pm »

MaybeNever: Yes, your spirit animal is ovaries.