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Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 22, 2018, 07:58:47 am »

Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.

I feel like your unconscious mind is telling you something...

Ah, yes. It must want me to rewatch the shawarma episode of Binging with Babish.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: November 22, 2018, 05:51:41 am »

Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.

I feel like your unconscious mind is telling you something...
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 19, 2018, 05:36:15 pm »

Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.
Posted by: davedan
« on: November 11, 2018, 04:47:33 pm »

I was making sourdough bread twice a week earlier this year. The bread is fucking lovely. But the problem with sourdough is you have to keep making it to feed  the beast. Hard to have a enough time.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: November 11, 2018, 10:19:30 am »

I had a dream I hosted a Christmas dinner for my friends and family.  It was actually pretty cool; everything was hand-made by yours truly, it was a full three-course affair, and it was just really, really pleasant.  It makes me want a house so damned bad, so I can have the space necessary to do that kinda shit.  I also like how I had bread bowls for the soup part of the appetizers...I need to learn how to make bread.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: November 10, 2018, 01:36:13 am »

Had a pretty nasty nightmare / sleep paralysis thing I'm unsure what it was, just that I was really not liking it or appreciating the imagery.

I "woke" and saw my door was open to my room, which is odd, considering that's always closed. And I see the lovely Blood-Starved Beast ambling by outside, carrying what looked like half a torso it had been snacking on, sniffing around for more stuff to eat.

For those who don't play Bloodborne, this was what showed up on my doorstep;


Posted by: chad sexington
« on: November 04, 2018, 10:55:27 pm »

Sounds like something out of a Jackie Chan movie.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 02, 2018, 03:26:07 pm »

So here's a fun one. Last night I dreamed I watched anime, then I beat the shit out of a bunch of gangsters using a bin lid while wearing a dress. I think I just found my superhero persona.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: October 27, 2018, 03:36:48 pm »

I've tried to smoke ice on several occasions, but for some reason it never catches and just ends up melting everywhere.
Posted by: davedan
« on: September 09, 2018, 06:08:36 pm »

The dream means that you should stop smoking Ice.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: September 09, 2018, 01:33:42 pm »

Yeah, looking back at it I thought the same thing.

Maybe I should bring this up to the guys who actually write these kinds of things.

As far as dreams lately go, I had a pretty damn creepy one last night. I was walking through a fine mist, somewhere between water vapor and a seriously disgusting smelling smog. I saw all these images of people I knew talking, and words in a whole bunch of languages were underneath them. Some of those languages I am pretty sure do not exist.

I eventually found my way to a gigantic white crystal with what looked like I guess a dragon-thing inside. It looked like it was made of smoke and red light, with a pair of wings at I guess its back. It spoke to me in my own voice. It said that it was made "by your contradictory desires" and "unfulfilled desires", but then started talking in a creepy distorted machine monotone about how if I would just rip out my heart it could force everyone into a three day loop.

I ran away from it when it started saying "yes you want that" over and over.

But every time I ran away I ended up running right back in front of it, over and over and over.

Then my phone sounded and I woke up.

...What in the everloving fuck was that smoke dragon, and why did it do or say half of what it did / said?

It also deserves to be mentioned - oddly enough - that the way the dream looked was kinda like a deranged Don Bluth animation.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: September 06, 2018, 04:36:58 am »

A night ago, I had a weird dream about a clown who was in charge of an amusement park.

Every one of the rides or attractions had some sort of effect on those who went on them - though it seemed to depend on the person. For every good effect the rides or attractions had however there was an equally deleterious effect that was imposed.

I was observing from a third person perspective, and seemed to hear a narrator explaining everything that happened to the people in the dream.

This honestly sounds a lot like an SCP
Posted by: niam2023
« on: June 19, 2018, 03:29:18 am »

A night ago, I had a weird dream about a clown who was in charge of an amusement park.

Every one of the rides or attractions had some sort of effect on those who went on them - though it seemed to depend on the person. For every good effect the rides or attractions had however there was an equally deleterious effect that was imposed.

I was observing from a third person perspective, and seemed to hear a narrator explaining everything that happened to the people in the dream.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: June 19, 2018, 03:10:28 am »

Last night, I dreamed I was at a party, and a bunch of stoners were rolling joints using slices of bread instead of paper. I have to say, it sounds like exactly the sort of thing stoners would try.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:39:58 pm »

I went to a concert that supposed to be opened with Kim Kardashian singing Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle, but halfway through she forgot what song she was singing and switched to Firework by Katy Perry instead. Also, I had a black friend who declared his undying love for me but tearfully accepted that I could never return his feelings.

So all in all, a fairly typical Friday night, all things considered.

And I have another one. This time, the dog learned how to use an ATM, and promptly withdrew $450 000 (that I very much don't have) out of my account. So I of course was rather miffed that I had to go down to the bank to deposit the money because apparently you can't make such a large deposit at an ATM. Also, I was especially pissed because nobody would believe me when I said that the dog did it.

And one more. I woke up (as in, dreamed I woke up, not woke up for realsies) busting for a piss. For some unknown reason, I didn't feel like walking all the way to the bathroom, so instead I took a piss on my bedroom door. I seem to be having a lot of dreams about pissing on things I really shouldn't be pissing on, lately.