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Posted by: erictheblue
« on: April 24, 2019, 08:51:39 am »

I had a dream a few nights ago. Several local young attorneys were placed in a Hunger Games type event. We were all given checks for $1500, and if you killed another attorney, you got their check. Checks were cashed at the Magistrate's Office. I decided I didn't want to play, and just took my check straight to the Magistrate.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: April 23, 2019, 09:49:13 am »

Quadruple post time, for I have yet another dream to share with you all. In this one, my uncle proposed to me, and I was actually considering it. Even though both the fact that it's incest and that I'm not gay definitely crossed my mind.

Ah, good times.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: February 27, 2019, 10:18:51 am »

Last night I dreamed that I shat myself while trying to fuck a can of Pringles. Those sorts of dreams are always terrifying in the few seconds after waking up.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: February 09, 2019, 07:59:16 am »

Last night, I dreamed I was eating a hot fudge sundae. Then I woke up with a spoon stuck in my arse.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 22, 2018, 07:58:47 am »

Quote from: Kanzenkankaku on November 22, 2018, 05:51:41 am
Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 19, 2018, 05:36:15 pm
Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.

I feel like your unconscious mind is telling you something...

Ah, yes. It must want me to rewatch the shawarma episode of Binging with Babish.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: November 22, 2018, 05:51:41 am »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 19, 2018, 05:36:15 pm
Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.

I feel like your unconscious mind is telling you something...
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 19, 2018, 05:36:15 pm »

Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.
Posted by: davedan
« on: November 11, 2018, 04:47:33 pm »

I was making sourdough bread twice a week earlier this year. The bread is fucking lovely. But the problem with sourdough is you have to keep making it to feed  the beast. Hard to have a enough time.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: November 11, 2018, 10:19:30 am »

I had a dream I hosted a Christmas dinner for my friends and family.  It was actually pretty cool; everything was hand-made by yours truly, it was a full three-course affair, and it was just really, really pleasant.  It makes me want a house so damned bad, so I can have the space necessary to do that kinda shit.  I also like how I had bread bowls for the soup part of the appetizers...I need to learn how to make bread.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: November 10, 2018, 01:36:13 am »

Had a pretty nasty nightmare / sleep paralysis thing I'm unsure what it was, just that I was really not liking it or appreciating the imagery.

I "woke" and saw my door was open to my room, which is odd, considering that's always closed. And I see the lovely Blood-Starved Beast ambling by outside, carrying what looked like half a torso it had been snacking on, sniffing around for more stuff to eat.

For those who don't play Bloodborne, this was what showed up on my doorstep;


Posted by: chad sexington
« on: November 04, 2018, 10:55:27 pm »

Sounds like something out of a Jackie Chan movie.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 02, 2018, 03:26:07 pm »

So here's a fun one. Last night I dreamed I watched anime, then I beat the shit out of a bunch of gangsters using a bin lid while wearing a dress. I think I just found my superhero persona.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: October 27, 2018, 03:36:48 pm »

I've tried to smoke ice on several occasions, but for some reason it never catches and just ends up melting everywhere.
Posted by: davedan
« on: September 09, 2018, 06:08:36 pm »

The dream means that you should stop smoking Ice.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: September 09, 2018, 01:33:42 pm »

Yeah, looking back at it I thought the same thing.

Maybe I should bring this up to the guys who actually write these kinds of things.

As far as dreams lately go, I had a pretty damn creepy one last night. I was walking through a fine mist, somewhere between water vapor and a seriously disgusting smelling smog. I saw all these images of people I knew talking, and words in a whole bunch of languages were underneath them. Some of those languages I am pretty sure do not exist.

I eventually found my way to a gigantic white crystal with what looked like I guess a dragon-thing inside. It looked like it was made of smoke and red light, with a pair of wings at I guess its back. It spoke to me in my own voice. It said that it was made "by your contradictory desires" and "unfulfilled desires", but then started talking in a creepy distorted machine monotone about how if I would just rip out my heart it could force everyone into a three day loop.

I ran away from it when it started saying "yes you want that" over and over.

But every time I ran away I ended up running right back in front of it, over and over and over.

Then my phone sounded and I woke up.

...What in the everloving fuck was that smoke dragon, and why did it do or say half of what it did / said?

It also deserves to be mentioned - oddly enough - that the way the dream looked was kinda like a deranged Don Bluth animation.