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Posted by: davedan
« on: December 13, 2018, 10:52:31 pm »

I would use the thoughts that kept me out of collage. Long story short, I can never go back to kindergarten.
Posted by: rookie
« on: November 17, 2018, 10:05:56 am »

If you wanted to kill a thread do you drive a stake trough it? Or would it be something more technologically advanced like a USB stick?

I've found the easiest way is to post one of my thoughts that kept me out of college.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: November 15, 2018, 04:19:16 am »

If you wanted to kill a thread do you drive a stake trough it? Or would it be something more technologically advanced like a USB stick?
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 11, 2018, 08:31:53 pm »

I'd rather wait and see what happens. Keeps things interesting, if nothing else.
Posted by: davedan
« on: November 11, 2018, 06:17:59 pm »

Unless you've been whittling away at the old fella, I would see a doctor about that.

I keep planning to stop drinking for a couple of weeks but then go out and get pissed.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: November 05, 2018, 02:21:16 pm »

I've been pissing so much blood lately, that I'm starting to wonder if man periods are a thing.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: October 11, 2018, 10:40:39 am »

I have the theme song of Majima Construction stuck in my head.
Posted by: davedan
« on: October 11, 2018, 04:03:08 am »

I think I need to eat a bit more chilli.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: August 04, 2018, 10:37:48 am »

As in having a personality that isn't defined by one's anime preferences?  Yeah, Obama's a total Chad.  Though, given his skin tone, I believe the proper incel vernacular would be Tyrone.

(I spend way too much time on the mainpage.)
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: August 04, 2018, 04:49:13 am »

Damn Obama sounds like a Chad
Posted by: davedan
« on: August 02, 2018, 06:57:22 pm »

But he's not cuban baby
Posted by: ironbite
« on: August 02, 2018, 10:17:27 am »

Well Obama was black so....
Posted by: Askold
« on: August 02, 2018, 06:29:10 am »

You can tell that Alex Jones is running out of material when the worst thing he can think of about Obama is that "he was fucking 10 guys each day when he was the president." ...It was supposed to be a "both sides" argument to explain how whatever Trump was doing that day wasn't actually so bad.

I'm just thinking that if Obama had had the stamina for that AND doing his job then I would be truly impressed.
Posted by: davedan
« on: July 30, 2018, 07:55:18 pm »

Well I don't write them love notes, because I'm not here to fuck spiders.
Posted by: The_Queen
« on: July 30, 2018, 07:53:10 pm »

I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.

Those ingrates don't do that already?


After all I've done for them too! Don't you realise I'm the goddam pater familias?

I don't speak Australian, but I assume that means you kill the big, scary animals that try to eat your family in their sleep.