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Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: February 19, 2019, 08:56:12 am »

Given that tickling only works when another person does it to you, I have to say we as a species really lucked out when it comes to masturbation.

While I can safely say I otherwise can't stand church, I will admit that the bit where they pass around the buckets of free money is pretty sweet.
Posted by: rookie
« on: November 17, 2018, 10:05:01 am »

So at the dinner table, Daughter 1 asks what tv show everyone would want to live in. We go around the table and the last to answer is Daughter 2. She says Joy of Painting so she can paint with a baby squirrel in her pocket like Bob Ross.
Posted by: J. Harp
« on: October 28, 2018, 06:19:17 pm »

Am I the only one who thinks at least some articles about weird/sexy/offensive Halloween costumes might be some kind of native advertising?
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: September 30, 2018, 03:41:01 am »

Either way, I have just realised that Jesus is God's... Skinsona, I suppose. Which of course would mean that this overall situation is basically a furry Inception sort of thing.

Do you think there's a parallel reality where actual furry anthro characters live and instead of fursonas they have humansonas?
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: September 26, 2018, 11:33:36 am »

Either way, I have just realised that Jesus is God's... Skinsona, I suppose. Which of course would mean that this overall situation is basically a furry Inception sort of thing.
Posted by: Sigmaleph
« on: September 26, 2018, 10:58:10 am »

The Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona.

Of course not, Aslan is Jesus' fursona.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: September 26, 2018, 08:07:48 am »

The Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona.
Posted by: Askold
« on: September 16, 2018, 03:22:26 am »

I had no idea that Skylanders was related to the Spyro franchise.

I have been aware of both but haven't played either. It's just that I was bored and watched a bit of the Skylanders cartoon on Netflix and noticed that the dragon is called Spyro and quick wiki check confirmed it to not just be a coincidence.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: September 11, 2018, 10:41:16 pm »

And here I was thinking that loot boxes in the form of whores were a thing long before Overwatch was but a shapely bum in orange tights in every angry and frustrated neckbeard's eye. Ah, well there go all of my hopes and dreams.
Posted by: Askold
« on: September 11, 2018, 01:53:22 pm »

First of all, don't forget the Orthodox nuns.

Second, it's more that during the Victorian era when doublespeak and false modesty were the thing "nun" and "nunnery" were slang for prostitute and whorehouse respectively. And during medieval era many old prostitutes ended up as nuns (Though they were treated really badly and kept from interacting with anyone outside the monastery.) as a type of retirement.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: September 11, 2018, 11:31:38 am »

There was? Fuck my nipples, I really was born in the wrong generation.

Oh wait, does that mean nuns are the loot boxes of prostitutes? You know, because you can't tell if they're actually hot until you get them out of their habit. Which would mean they actually figured out how to combine gambling and prostitution into one activity. Holy shit, that's absolutely ingenious. It's no fucking wonder the Catholic Church is as rich and perverted as it is.
Posted by: Askold
« on: September 11, 2018, 11:29:54 am »

Nowadays that may be true. There was a time when they were the same.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: September 11, 2018, 08:45:34 am »

The head of a nunnery is basically the opposite of a pimp.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: August 19, 2018, 07:00:01 am »

That's probably what inspired the Wright brothers. "What if we did this, but with wood instead of paper, and make it like... *Inspects folded piece of A4 paper* ...three times bigger?"
Posted by: Askold
« on: August 19, 2018, 06:44:20 am »

I was reading a certain erotic story and at some point it turns out that the French guy in the story has been circumcised. And here I am thinking that there's no implication of them being Jewish so is this yet another Yankee writer who doesn't know how rare circumcision is in other countries.

Also found out elsewhere that paper planes as a toy predate the invention of the plane.

Obviously they weren't known as "planes" in the early days.