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Title: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 06, 2012, 03:19:05 am
Don't have to do the opposite of motivate, just have to not be 'hang in there!' kitty. :P Or maybe they can be.

(http://unfollowingjesus.com/files/2011/12/Connections.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on January 06, 2012, 04:16:37 am
I used to like demotivationals, then I took an arr- No wait what actually happened was that the demotivationals gradually got worse and worse.

Remember when they were like this?
(http://demotivators.despair.com/mistakesdemotivator.jpg)

They were supposed to be sad, funny, cruel and of course demotivational. Kinda like a joke on the motivational posters.

Now we get these:
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/demotivational-posters-seems-legit1.jpg)

What is the point? Half of the current demotivationals simply have a "silly" comment on the bottom of an already funny picture as if that would make it funnier. Most of the others work better if the text was simply in the picture without the black borders.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Iczerfour on January 06, 2012, 03:13:10 pm
(http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x466/TailsKitsune/test%20123/attachment-20.jpg)
(http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x466/TailsKitsune/test%20123/attachment-12.jpg)
(http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x466/TailsKitsune/test%20123/attachment-9.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 06, 2012, 03:33:27 pm
(http://www.allmotivated.com/pictures/Demotivational-pictures-mohawk.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Da Rat Bastid on January 15, 2012, 09:30:06 am
(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Prayer-in-school2.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 20, 2012, 01:13:40 pm
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/1/20/d066d38f-41c2-47a0-ab21-fe53ebd8304e.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Da Rat Bastid on January 20, 2012, 08:56:57 pm
(http://c.cslacker.com/2393l.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on January 24, 2012, 02:17:39 pm
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/404183_267544009977363_133025843429181_699381_658114304_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: largeham on January 24, 2012, 06:37:10 pm
*cough* Pedobear *cough*
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Igor on January 25, 2012, 12:43:46 am
Probably not a very good one, but the picture is from a real staircase at my school. Someone thought this was motivational
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2011/12/01/kkj980d9h3.jpg)
Best part: You can literally only see it when you're going down...
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on January 26, 2012, 05:31:53 pm
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395803_311631135539200_110388225663493_773084_1034894937_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on February 15, 2012, 01:14:40 pm
(http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/7r/1z/lf/panda.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 07, 2012, 01:17:37 am
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/1/2a15675f-55fd-4792-9be4-feb1cb17db62.jpg)

(http://epicdemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/demotivational-posters-prolife-vs-prochoice.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 07, 2012, 06:27:47 pm
Double-post because no one else is saying anything so fuck it.

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1957/ihqhslwn7onoukpg5a5l5n5iq6.jpg)

(http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/macorpc-500x400.jpg)

(http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nineties.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 08, 2012, 01:13:55 am
2/3 don't show up.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 09, 2012, 01:54:40 am

Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners

GENERAL TIPS
1.  Never  take a beer to a job interview.
2.  Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.  It’s  considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4.  If  you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.  Even if you’re certain that you are included in the  will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
1.  If  drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2.  Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1.  A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2.  Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1.  While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN  truck keys
2.  Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good  money.
3.  Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman’s jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING  (OUTSIDE THE  FAMILY)
1.  Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.
2.  Be aggressive. Let her know you’re interested:  ‘I’ve been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.’
3.  Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.  Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say  ‘Monday.’ If the latter is the answer, it is the man’s responsibility to get her to school on time.
4.  Always have a positive comment about your date’s appearance, such as, ‘Ya’ll sure don’t sweat much for a fat gal.’

WEDDINGS
1.  Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2.  Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3.  For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cumberbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4.  Though uncomfortable, say ‘yes’ to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
5.  It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1.  Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2.  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3.  Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4.  When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back  beer.
5.  Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6.  Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER
1.  All  the DNA is the same.
2.  There are no dental records
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 09, 2012, 04:28:32 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mt6bfQPH1r51hero1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 12, 2012, 07:39:10 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bfpwcAnTjq8/TTQE6q1Gq8I/AAAAAAAAADQ/wVBv9es1yG0/s1600/demotivational-posters-yes.jpg)

(http://www.hayabusa.org/forum/attachments/random-thoughts/179972d1268157726-2d-amendment-posters-preparedness-preparedness-rifles-guns-demotivational-poster-1265507566.jpg)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7557/majesticcntowermassivet.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_ZlQ/TEmO7OoIXpI/AAAAAAAAEFg/sI_3APBc4hw/s1600/trained+birds+petra+nemacova+supermodel+motivational+posters+online+demotivational+wallpapers+funny+hot+super+models+girls+babes+bikinis.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/4-perect-circles-perfect-circles-4-drink-optical-illusion-demotivational-poster-1255909209.jpg)

(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-16706.jpg)

(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1222731660460.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 12, 2012, 09:41:07 pm
Maybe I should stand next to her in a shirt that says, "Do I make you look flat chested?"
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 14, 2012, 03:23:54 am
Lol...you just can't beat Cakewrecks sometimes...Gives a whole new meaning to "Let them eat cake"
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17034245-thumbnail.jpg)(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17034292-thumbnail.jpg)(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17034306-thumbnail.jpg)(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17034256-thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 14, 2012, 04:15:09 am
The cake is a lie.

...because someone was gonna say it, may as well be me.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 14, 2012, 09:43:01 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxchc11CaA1r7uj2zo2_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 15, 2012, 02:50:07 am
bear...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-01.jpg)

bear with no hair...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-02.jpg)
...very scary no-hair bear...
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on March 15, 2012, 02:54:30 am
bear...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-01.jpg)

bear with no hair...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-02.jpg)
...very scary no-hair bear...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: largeham on March 16, 2012, 02:13:38 am
(http://www.lolwut.com/pics/mechwarrior.jpg)

The funny thing is that there already is a mech called Awesome, though I think this is from MW2, the Awesome was introduced in 3 or 4.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Meshakhad on March 17, 2012, 12:19:14 am
*snip*

The funny thing is that there already is a mech called Awesome, though I think this is from MW2, the Awesome was introduced in 3 or 4.

They had mechs in Modern Warfare 2?
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Yla on March 17, 2012, 02:28:22 pm
Mech Warrior 2

Are you always jumping and sticking to the first idea you have about what an acronym means, or does the idea of acronyms having more than one meaning not even enter your head? [sarcasm]He said MW2, so of course he means Modern Warfare 2. Especially since he mentioned a fourth one[/sarcasm]
If (what I actually assume, since I'm generous like that) your post was supposed to be funny in its stupidity, it succeeded in stupidity and failed in funny.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 17, 2012, 10:17:18 pm
Mech Warrior 2

Are you always jumping and sticking to the first idea you have about what an acronym means, or does the idea of acronyms having more than one meaning not even enter your head?
I'd personally say this is a demonstration of why initialising anything and everything purely out of being a lazy cunt is not only fucking annoying but also means that UYCRM, nobody can UWTFYS.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: largeham on March 18, 2012, 02:23:47 am
I'd personally say this is a demonstration of why initialising anything and everything purely out of being a lazy cunt is not only fucking annoying but also means that UYCRM, nobody can UWTFYS.

ATT.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 18, 2012, 03:44:09 am
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11qbngh0N1rr64mco1_500.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11n7lZOCZ1rqa51ko1_500.jpg)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11argcF2A1rnyeudo1_500.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yitpK5rA1r175g1.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 18, 2012, 05:14:15 am
Did he run her over or something?
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 19, 2012, 02:23:05 am
You think you have found just the perfect spot, and then someone else has got to come along and push their way in...
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-a-perfect-fit.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Da Rat Bastid on March 19, 2012, 08:44:17 pm
bear with no hair...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-02.jpg)
...very scary no-hair bear...

Is it just me, or does this shaved bear also look to any of you like some strange were-beast? :o
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Meshakhad on March 19, 2012, 11:17:00 pm
Mech Warrior 2

Are you always jumping and sticking to the first idea you have about what an acronym means, or does the idea of acronyms having more than one meaning not even enter your head? [sarcasm]He said MW2, so of course he means Modern Warfare 2. Especially since he mentioned a fourth one[/sarcasm]
If (what I actually assume, since I'm generous like that) your post was supposed to be funny in its stupidity, it succeeded in stupidity and failed in funny.

It was intended to be funny.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 20, 2012, 02:31:32 am
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15xg7dghG1r2a6rlo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on March 20, 2012, 11:04:19 am
He's wearing some interesting pants.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 20, 2012, 09:17:50 pm
bear with no hair...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Hairless-bear-02.jpg)
...very scary no-hair bear...

Is it just me, or does this shaved bear also look to any of you like some strange were-beast? :o
It's not shaved - it caught some kind of mange - and, yes I would have never guessed it was a bear.


(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6492/postnobills.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 20, 2012, 11:47:58 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-drNpa3Jwejo/TZ4vmOtgZeI/AAAAAAAABZU/QVqicog0N6A/s1600/political-stephen-colbert-banged-liberty-demotivational-poster.jpg)

(http://firstin.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/obama-demotivator.png)

(http://firstin.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/police-demotivator.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0902/lily-allen-babe-demotivational-poster-1235663089.jpg)

And just to be safe, a couple of hidden maybe NSFWs.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 22, 2012, 03:48:37 am
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19yodsyrg1r33veco1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on March 28, 2012, 02:21:21 am
(http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/demotivational-success1.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 31, 2012, 03:01:51 am
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17523881.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on April 01, 2012, 01:27:58 pm
texbooks - they use the most realistic pictures don't you know... lol
(http://i.imgur.com/wYqtu.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Cataclysm on April 23, 2012, 08:19:39 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535546_127759407358014_127029000764388_127476_422745714_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on April 23, 2012, 09:58:54 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xvw5v81S1r217hko1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on April 24, 2012, 12:51:18 am
And now, a word from Kieth Richards...
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-celebrity-pictures-i-outlived-elvis-michael-jackson-davey-jones-whitney-houston-bet-you-didnt-see-that-comin.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: gyeonghwa on April 24, 2012, 11:58:23 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xvw5v81S1r217hko1_500.jpg)

I think this is an actual protest sign.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 24, 2012, 08:52:50 pm
NSFW
(click to show/hide)

For some people, this isn't exactly what you'd call a "deterrent."
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Søren on April 26, 2012, 01:36:56 am
Too bad his face looks like wrinkly tanned leather

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-australia.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on April 26, 2012, 02:20:39 am
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Annoyed-at-the-Neighbors-Dog.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/pnMMj.jpg - a little too big to put in as a pic.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: VirtualStranger on April 26, 2012, 11:37:53 am
Very few of these images are actually demotivational posters.

Remember when demotivational posters were actually demotivational instead of just another way to add an unfunny caption to an image? When they were actually a satire of the posters hanging around offices and schools?

Like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/9RK72.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hYsgR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/atYZX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2fds7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fVl9q.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cmCLU.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: gyeonghwa on April 26, 2012, 11:30:02 pm
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535550_10150768695994591_52117189590_9429375_124864553_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Lt. Fred on April 27, 2012, 03:49:45 am
I wanted to make a demotivational poster that has a picture of a coal power plant with "Some p-people try to b-bring us d-d-d-down" in the text.

Also, Admiral Ackbar on the bridge of his cruiser, with his head replaced by Malthus' and "It's a trap" below.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on April 28, 2012, 06:13:49 am
Drunk level? Sharpie Tuxedo...
(http://i.imgur.com/ueVZc.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on April 28, 2012, 08:44:38 am
Kristine, THAT IS NOT A DEMOTIVATIONAL!

Virtualstranger, I feel your pain. In fact I made the exact same point earlier in this thread. (The second post of the thread.)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on April 28, 2012, 01:47:52 pm
Kristine, THAT IS NOT A DEMOTIVATIONAL!

Virtualstranger, I feel your pain. In fact I made the exact same point earlier in this thread. (The second post of the thread.)

I disagree.   I looked at that 2nd post and you said...
Quote
They were supposed to be sad, funny, cruel and of course demotivational. Kinda like a joke on the motivational posters.
This is a picture of what 'friends' can do if you get drunk.  I find this sad (that people your drinking with would do this to you) funny (that of all the things to draw on someone - a tuxedo? really?) and cruel (with a sharpie? okay that's mean)  - I find it Demotivational for partying with people you don't know VERY well (or at least ones that have a cruel streak) and even you admitted you feel this guys pain.

It fits your definition.  All its missing is the cute motivational format and a better tag line.
(http://demotivationalposter.despair.com/share/265239.jpg)

I find it just as legit as this one
(http://funnydemotivationalposters.com/uploads/saved_posters/demotivational-poster-apemgrwuzh-FRIENDSHIP.jpg)

Unless you are trying to say that REAL Demotivational posters don't have funny/unusual pictures - they have the sappy 'pretty' pictures and then a snarky comment under them.  - which would be only on opinion/judgement of what could be considered DE-motivational...
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Whore of Spamylon on May 26, 2012, 03:58:52 am
Don't know if this qualifies as a demot, but it is still amusing.

(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527702_460860060610119_205344452828349_100711078_1553060368_n.jpg)

One of mine.

(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2724/4284695768_ce9844ae6a.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/45920064@N04/4284695768/)
econindie (http://www.flickr.com/photos/45920064@N04/4284695768/) by Mr. James2009 (http://www.flickr.com/people/45920064@N04/)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Søren on May 26, 2012, 05:33:48 am
My god I hope someone takes a picture of his face when they tell him tattoos arent allowed....
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Saturn500 on May 26, 2012, 09:56:09 am
...NECROMANCER!
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on May 26, 2012, 03:14:57 pm
Damn, these choose your own adventures are getting ... weird...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Choose-Your-Own-Adventure.png)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 04, 2012, 06:56:04 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h9rgw85c1rq9ehjo1_500.jpg)

...Are you sure? He looks the fucking same to me. Good Lord I hope it's sarcasm.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 04, 2012, 10:05:40 pm
Damn, these choose your own adventures are getting ... weird...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Choose-Your-Own-Adventure.png)

If this is from a real book, I want a copy.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on June 06, 2012, 01:24:49 am
If this is from a real book, I want a copy.
I'm pretty sure it's not - but the presentation IS very believable...

and then there is this one...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0GTBT8HzCc/SKHX-bOoezI/AAAAAAAABRk/2Q0Lx3cnlt8/s320/choose.your.own.adventure..jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on June 11, 2012, 11:49:02 am
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168865_10150957584377439_886409549_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Vypernight on June 11, 2012, 12:38:27 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168865_10150957584377439_886409549_n.jpg)

I remember that all too well, followed by my parents yelling at me for making all that noise early im the morning.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on June 11, 2012, 04:37:33 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gvl0Ixtr1rs44gko1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dn11SBdb1qc7f7go1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2m0hmWlIW1qk8gv9o1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ce5j6lAM1rnyeudo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 12, 2012, 12:19:08 am
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168865_10150957584377439_886409549_n.jpg)

I remember that all too well, followed by my parents yelling at me for making all that noise early im the morning.

That's why I would take out any piece I saw if I thought I would need it in the future. I did not assemble things "step-by-step."
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on June 13, 2012, 02:54:41 am
Existentialist Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M
The original emo style...
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 13, 2012, 06:18:06 am
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168865_10150957584377439_886409549_n.jpg)

I miss my LEGO now.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on June 15, 2012, 08:14:36 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/my-friend-said-his-day-couldnt-get-any-worse-fire-friend-day-demotivational-posters-1339262103.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: largeham on June 15, 2012, 09:56:04 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168865_10150957584377439_886409549_n.jpg)

It's worse when the damned piece fell down the heating vent.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on June 15, 2012, 09:57:02 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/my-friend-said-his-day-couldnt-get-any-worse-fire-friend-day-demotivational-posters-1339262103.jpg)

That's a true friend.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on June 16, 2012, 01:36:55 pm
(http://www.militarylulz.com/image/militaryfunny/1206/-military-funny-1339565481.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/happy-fathers-day-fathers-day-demotivational-posters-1339615200.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/summer-vacation-summer-vacation-remember-to-read-demotivational-posters-1339610615.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on June 16, 2012, 03:13:27 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/angry-birds-games-angrybirds-life-demotivational-posters-1339701917.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/wal-mart-always-the-low-price-leader-invisiblehand-fail-demotivational-posters-1339639724.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Meshakhad on June 18, 2012, 06:33:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QAVly.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on June 18, 2012, 10:17:09 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/life-is-difficult-psychiatry-psychology-therapy-demotivational-posters-1338917185.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: RavynousHunter on June 19, 2012, 12:05:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QAVly.jpg)

(sees Snooki)  0.0

KILL IT!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Oh, also...Bella can take her sociopathic, manipulative ass and get it worked by pineapple-dicked daemons in Hell.  ...Yes, I stole that last bit from Spoony, sue me.

And...where's Janeway?  I see Dax and Sam Carter, but no Captain Kathryn Janeway.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on June 19, 2012, 10:22:53 pm
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/cavemen.png)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on June 20, 2012, 07:07:08 am

Ok, now you're not even trying anymore. That was just a webcomic.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: RavynousHunter on June 20, 2012, 04:34:53 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Vv9HCrYuD-M/S8-_3dGJhVI/AAAAAAAABBk/xJ0rjYLGJN4/s1600/fascism-sarah-palin-flag-fascist-cross-republican-demotivational-poster-1224893113.jpg)

Kristine, this is a demotivator.  That was a webcomic.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 23, 2012, 11:56:22 pm
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-westboro-baptist-ruining-children.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Sleepy on June 24, 2012, 08:11:55 pm
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4894/uniquedemotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on June 24, 2012, 08:30:26 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m659o3kYix1rs44gko1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m658ofh8S31rwc7rbo1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m655xebMin1rwc7rbo1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m646foXaZ21qm3a1jo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on June 25, 2012, 12:17:43 am
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/adulthood-theone-demotivational-posters-1340070930.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/rap-rap-music-eminem-rapper-demotivational-posters-1340563501.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/tech-support-computer-demotivational-posters-1340562321.jpg)

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/man-law-man-law-demotivational-posters-1340548986.jpeg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Smilodon on September 02, 2012, 07:12:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cdhkO.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on September 02, 2012, 09:21:09 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9qwytvo4x1rwc3bfo1_500.jpg)

(http://meelybugaiaireviews.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/official-subtitles-demotivational-poster-1238359014.jpg)

(http://img1.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/8357e60cde55d43ff02e791f3dae25331240187580_full.jpg)

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/Saiuki_Hinamaru/Demotivational%20Posters/Boredom.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on September 03, 2012, 03:11:00 am
(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091229/funny_christmas_demotivational_posters_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Smilodon on September 04, 2012, 08:29:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/DWJDB.png)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on September 08, 2012, 01:59:54 pm
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557800_293023607443384_2114418069_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on October 29, 2012, 01:57:50 am
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/teamwork-it-must-be-stopped-demotivational-poster-1256340897.jpg)

(http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_We-dont-stop-playing-Because-we-grow-old.-We-grow-old-because-we-stop-playing_132249323860.jpg)

(http://thekromblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-your-doom.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IG8fmZLlgOI/Tkx1nJd0J6I/AAAAAAAAAkw/2Yd4xPtlGOc/s1600/band_of_bros_demotivator_2_by_zombiekiller1357-d3ama8l.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pzwhSb0H1ql55zvo1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ey0wfgxr1ql55zvo1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53g7n1s6W1ql55zvo1_500.jpg)

(http://api.ning.com/files/xMNIRqxVc1LyWhFLq*uP0GdmbMIOk7q6N84DRj5ZPeqdfYQoPLd2xXnWO5i6p074FBN5ebJ6Nga4aF2gi3x-JX64C0q*oI7V/zombie_apocalypse_demotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on November 06, 2012, 02:47:50 am

(http://trickfist.com/trickfist/image/10/best-russian-demotivational-posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Moltar on November 09, 2012, 03:14:54 pm
The special de-motivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit.
(http://notmysock.org/blog/images/here-for-ever.png)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Alehksunos on November 09, 2012, 10:36:17 pm
The special de-motivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit.
(http://notmysock.org/blog/images/here-for-ever.png)
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 11, 2013, 09:09:17 am
Thread Necromancy GO!

Two I made from the same pic...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6963668224/h01CA9692/)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6933743104/h4DEDB94B/)

And then this one, just to bring back those memories of the time you caught your parents boning or similar instances of mental scarification.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6846497280/hAC24BA05/)

Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Kristine on January 12, 2013, 03:56:39 pm
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406049_400258553394038_192686041_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 12, 2013, 06:25:59 pm
Thread Necromancy GO!

Two I made from the same pic...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6963668224/h01CA9692/)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6933743104/h4DEDB94B/)

And then this one, just to bring back those memories of the time you caught your parents boning or similar instances of mental scarification.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6846497280/hAC24BA05/)



Did you really make the second one cause I saw it on tumblr.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Julian on January 13, 2013, 11:05:17 am
Don't know if this qualifies as a demot, but it is still amusing.

(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527702_460860060610119_205344452828349_100711078_1553060368_n.jpg)
Be an interesting tat.
And a cutting for the soul ye do not put in your flesh; and a writing, a cross-mark, ye do not put on you;
Lev 19:28

(YLT)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 13, 2013, 07:35:21 pm
(click to show/hide)

Did you really make the second one cause I saw it on tumblr.

I did, indeed. *preens* I don't have tumblr, but I'm gratified someone liked it enough to repost.

Here's one I think we should start using for trolls.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6966544128/hBA3D5664/)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2013, 04:38:53 am
(http://firstlightforum.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/gay_nazi_demotivator_by_tregnier2795.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-935MGq3FJHQ/Te5B1E1yDkI/AAAAAAAAAN4/5mKP7ILYf8k/s1600/poster_sw78xo08zk.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EfiwdlYvmzQ/Tm3-Wc7lvXI/AAAAAAAAECo/HJvPHC2Mwnc/s400/Ninja-demotivators-010.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 02, 2013, 06:59:43 am
(http://firstlightforum.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/gay_nazi_demotivator_by_tregnier2795.jpg)
That looks more like a WWI poster.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 03, 2013, 05:24:09 am
(http://firstlightforum.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/gay_nazi_demotivator_by_tregnier2795.jpg)
That looks more like a WWI poster.

The poster says "We build body and soul" and it seems to date back to the 1930s. So... it's the right timeline but... the translation makes the picture seem a bit less... ah, gay.

The full thing:

(http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/posters/rad.jpg)

Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 10, 2013, 11:06:36 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37dlyGl351qkoqa3o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 13, 2013, 09:40:55 am
It's the thread that wouldn't die! Okay, no, it just seems weird if the first one's still on the front page.

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/049/2/3/rammstein_demotivational_by_minniiee_chan-d4q6h2a.jpg)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4525703168/hFC1B06E6/)

(http://files.sharenator.com/caboose_caboose_red_vs_blue_halo_demotivational_poster_1239064998-s580x437-92102.jpg)

(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/01/motifake-yes-batman-demotivational-poster-1239679630.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 27, 2013, 01:47:49 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6334ab0cc12b04322fb306d9d38a974f/tumblr_mrt8bgRJlf1rc29i6o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: mythbuster43 on August 28, 2013, 01:09:05 am
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0812/you-fail-at-failing-at-failing-fail-demotivational-poster-1228356705.gif)

(http://www.motifake.com/love-vermont-demotivational-posters-29741.html)

(http://musingsofashoeaholic.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/evolution-vs-creationism-demotivational-poster-1228878589.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Vypernight on August 29, 2013, 04:58:34 am
The last one sums up Ray Comfort's entire God vs. Evolution video.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: pyro on January 08, 2015, 02:52:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uTspw4W.jpg)
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Lady Evil on January 12, 2015, 03:35:10 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37dlyGl351qkoqa3o1_500.jpg)

Astronomy nit picking here! Actually a "falling star" is a meteor burning up in the atmosphere, not a true star.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: rookie on January 14, 2015, 12:33:30 pm
Dude, there's lots of stars in that pic. Lots of them. And two meteors and trees and what appears to be a body of water off in the distance.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on January 15, 2015, 03:06:10 am
Dude, there's lots of stars in that pic. Lots of them. And two meteors and trees and what appears to be a body of water off in the distance.
But claiming that all of those stars have died millions of years ago is wrong. Some are but not all of them.

And the "wishing upon a star" thing is done to a shooting star which is in fact a meteor. The meteors usually burn into bits in the atmosphere so you could claim that it is "dying" but it is not happening millions of years ago.

So either way, the statement is wrong and stupid.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: rookie on January 26, 2015, 02:08:43 am
We're talking about two different things, wishing upon a star and wishing upon a shooting star. Both are things, just two separate unrelated things.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on January 26, 2015, 08:01:21 am
We're talking about two different things, wishing upon a star and wishing upon a shooting star. Both are things, just two separate unrelated things.
Every time I have heard the "wishing upon a star" tradition it has referred to a shooting star. I have never heard anyone saying that you could make a wish to a real star before I saw that demotivational.

So when the creator of the demotivational said that the star you made a wish to "has been dead for millions of years" I assumed (s)he thought that shooting stars are millions of light years from Earth because otherwise the sentence makes no goddamned sense. You can see the meteor burning in the atmosphere and it certainly is not happening millions of years in the past.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 26, 2015, 08:15:54 am
We're talking about two different things, wishing upon a star and wishing upon a shooting star. Both are things, just two separate unrelated things.
Every time I have heard the "wishing upon a star" tradition it has referred to a shooting star. I have never heard anyone saying that you could make a wish to a real star before I saw that demotivational.

So when the creator of the demotivational said that the star you made a wish to "has been dead for millions of years" I assumed (s)he thought that shooting stars are millions of light years from Earth because otherwise the sentence makes no goddamned sense. You can see the meteor burning in the atmosphere and it certainly is not happening millions of years in the past.
As I recall, the first actual star to come out at night is also a valid wish receptacle. Though that's probably not what the demotivor meant, considering it uses an image of a shooting star.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 26, 2015, 09:26:34 am
We're talking about two different things, wishing upon a star and wishing upon a shooting star. Both are things, just two separate unrelated things.
Every time I have heard the "wishing upon a star" tradition it has referred to a shooting star. I have never heard anyone saying that you could make a wish to a real star before I saw that demotivational.

So when the creator of the demotivational said that the star you made a wish to "has been dead for millions of years" I assumed (s)he thought that shooting stars are millions of light years from Earth because otherwise the sentence makes no goddamned sense. You can see the meteor burning in the atmosphere and it certainly is not happening millions of years in the past.

You've never seen "Pinocchio"? Or heard the nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight/I wish I may, I wish I might/Have this wish I wish tonight"?
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Askold on January 26, 2015, 01:28:06 pm
We're talking about two different things, wishing upon a star and wishing upon a shooting star. Both are things, just two separate unrelated things.
Every time I have heard the "wishing upon a star" tradition it has referred to a shooting star. I have never heard anyone saying that you could make a wish to a real star before I saw that demotivational.

So when the creator of the demotivational said that the star you made a wish to "has been dead for millions of years" I assumed (s)he thought that shooting stars are millions of light years from Earth because otherwise the sentence makes no goddamned sense. You can see the meteor burning in the atmosphere and it certainly is not happening millions of years in the past.

You've never seen "Pinocchio"? Or heard the nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight/I wish I may, I wish I might/Have this wish I wish tonight"?

a) I've seen bits of the Disney version occasionally but I've never seen a Pinocchio film completely and haven't read the story either.

b) No, but Finland does have different nursery rhymes.
Title: Re: Demotivationals
Post by: Lady Evil on January 27, 2015, 05:40:39 pm
Warning: The book is VERY different from the movie. Disney's Pinnochio comes off as a victim of circumstance whose naivety was taken advantage of by mean people. Pinnochio in the book is just a selfish little brat.