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Preaching and Worship / Re: My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism
« Last post by Art Vandelay on September 18, 2018, 10:13:59 am »
Public washrooms during the late evenings are a hotbed for ghost activity. Keep an eye out for holes in the dividing walls between stalls. Those are especially attractive to ghosts because they can shoot ectoplasm through the hole onto an unsuspecting bathroom user.

Hope that helps.
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Preaching and Worship / My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on September 18, 2018, 10:06:43 am »
I downloaded a ghost hunting app that will help me detect ghosts. It can also detect EVP sounds. I can therefore ask the ghost questions such as "Are you in purgatory", or "Is purgatory real?" and the ghost's answer will validate Catholicism. So when I find a ghost, I will ask those questions and upload it to youtube so that you will convert to Catholicism.
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Society and History / Re: Incels General Thread
« Last post by SomeApe on September 18, 2018, 10:06:25 am »
Did you guys see that brilliant comment on that mammoth-article?:

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Involuntary Celibate… “Incel”….

nah…

Voluntary Misanthropic… “Vomit”…
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The Lounge / Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Last post by SomeApe on September 18, 2018, 09:46:10 am »
LOL, wanted to see how many "diverse opinions" I get in there. Turns out I'm banned by default! How stupid are those guys?
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At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

A N E C D O T E

But how would she be mistaken about God healing her dying mom getting rid of her Multiple Sclerosis?
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Entertainment and Television / Re: Tabletop Game Thread
« Last post by Askold on September 18, 2018, 03:08:33 am »
Back in Shadowrun. The team was guarding a private (magical) art collection from some fancy (magical) elf who owned a mansion in Seattle.

Most of the session was spent on describing guard routines and the team mage freaking out when she assessed each of the individual guests that were allowed into the art gallery. (Magic rating 20 was not uncommon. Also, one of the guests was the president of UCAS.)

Then just few minutes before the end of the job someone blew a man sized hole through the several meters thick wall and another Runner team charged in trying to steal one of the (magical) art pieces.

Gunshots! Teknomancer bullshittery! Magical fuckery all over the place from two fighting mages! Sword duel between a (magical) katana wielding enemy Adept and the (magical) viking-sword wielding adept in our team! A fire spirit basically ate someone! GM constantly frustrated by my Tekno/Face and the mage getting bullshit 5-7 hits on Dodge tests reliably with less than 10 dice 4 times in a row and doing Matrix dodges all over the room while getting hosed down with AK fire! GM frustrated when my Tekno/Face saw through a very powerful invisibility spell (and then did absolutely nothing to that enemy because his revolver isn't very powerful and he's using regular ammo.) but nonetheless being an annoyance by spoiling very clever tricks by enemies!

After exciting 10 seconds or so of battle the surviving enemies decide to give up just in time to avoid the (magical) wrath of the very angry Elven Lord who had hired the team.

Lots of money and Karma for everyone. (My character immediately used all of the money. 50% into getting a better fake-SIN and the rest into buying more Karma.)
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The Lounge / Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Last post by Askold on September 18, 2018, 02:55:37 am »
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At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

A N E C D O T E
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Preaching and Worship / Re: Parallel Hero Updates Thread
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on September 17, 2018, 08:17:27 pm »
Where is Chapter 11?
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