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Title: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
Post by: Svata on January 08, 2016, 08:09:05 pm
The trick is, each has to be more extreme than the last.


The Fucking Emperor. Th God-Emperor of Mankind, that is (WH40k), not Darth Sidious. You know what, fuck it, him too.
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Post by: ironbite on January 08, 2016, 08:10:56 pm
Yellow Diamond.
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Post by: Zygarde on January 08, 2016, 08:18:58 pm
Yog-Sothoth
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 08, 2016, 08:28:15 pm
Ultimate Paragon of the Ethics in Games Journalism (No, Really) Party.
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Post by: Even Then on January 08, 2016, 08:34:28 pm
Sauron.
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Post by: lord gibbon on January 08, 2016, 08:43:24 pm
Alduin.
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Post by: Random Guy on January 08, 2016, 09:01:11 pm
Asmodeus.
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Post by: Svata on January 08, 2016, 09:43:51 pm
Harbinger.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 08, 2016, 10:41:55 pm
Me
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 09, 2016, 01:47:37 pm
Ronald McDonald
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Post by: Svata on January 09, 2016, 02:17:04 pm
Wait, Ronald McDonald is worse than Harbinger?
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Post by: mellenORL on January 09, 2016, 03:12:34 pm
Nancy Grace.

Did I jump ahead too much with that one?
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Post by: Zygarde on January 09, 2016, 03:13:53 pm
Dagon (Really same person, or in my opinion Nancy Grace and an Elder God are one in the same.)
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Post by: mellenORL on January 09, 2016, 03:20:32 pm
Wait, Ronald McDonald is worse than Harbinger?

No, but I think he's a scarier clown than Art.
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Post by: TheContrarian on January 09, 2016, 03:24:13 pm
MorningLightMountain.

Why vote for cartoon evil when you can vote for what amounts to a Tyranid Hive Fleet after it's done eating a bunch of Highlanders.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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Post by: guizonde on January 09, 2016, 07:19:43 pm
your mother.

(classy, i know)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2016, 07:32:50 pm
Wait, Ronald McDonald is worse than Harbinger?

No, but I think he's a scarier clown than Art.

I don't know, Ronald has a far greater tendency than I to leave his pants on.
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Post by: TheContrarian on January 09, 2016, 07:41:54 pm
your mother.

(classy, i know)

I wouldn't vote for my mother. 

She voted labour during the Blair years.  That's just vile.
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Post by: Cloud3514 on January 10, 2016, 03:10:43 am
A basic campfire!

Whoever gets this reference gets a cookie
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Post by: Eiki-mun on January 10, 2016, 04:16:25 am
Lord Freeza.
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Post by: Even Then on January 10, 2016, 05:51:40 am
Donald Trump's hair.
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Post by: Random Guy on January 10, 2016, 01:45:55 pm
The trick is, each has to be more extreme than the last.


The Fucking Emperor. Th God-Emperor of Mankind, that is (WH40k), not Darth Sidious. You know what, fuck it, him too.

(http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1005173326/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=196.png/palpatine-vader-2016_design.png)
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Post by: Sigmaleph on January 10, 2016, 01:55:49 pm
The Simurgh
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Post by: mellenORL on January 10, 2016, 02:59:03 pm
AM.

Worse than Trump, but not nauseatingly stupid. So, it gets my vote :) .
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Post by: Svata on January 10, 2016, 03:30:25 pm
Tempted to say Andrew Ryan, but no one would be able to tell the difference.
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Post by: guizonde on January 10, 2016, 04:05:39 pm
a hitler bobblehead. oh wait, people, not objects. in that case, uh...

the joker from batman. just as dangerous, but more lulz.
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Post by: Askold on January 10, 2016, 06:00:49 pm
The Illusive man from Mass effect. You can say what you want about his extremist views and disregard for the lives of others but at least he was a better business man than Trump and great in sports. (Not sure about his leadership qualities. Many of the Cerberus projects ended up biting him in the ass but he did manage to finance and create an army that was able to put up a decent fight against the combined Citadel fleets.)
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Post by: Skybison on January 17, 2016, 08:58:15 pm
Bill Cipher

Both would destroy the world but at least he'd give us an end times striaght from heavy metal album covers.
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Post by: Zygarde on January 17, 2016, 10:24:45 pm
Doctor Wallace Breen from Half-Life. Dude outright orchestrated the Resonance Cascade that killed goddess knows how many people, but up until that point I like to think Black Mesa ran okay to a degree.
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Post by: guizonde on January 18, 2016, 11:56:04 am
isaac's mom.
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Post by: The_Queen on January 18, 2016, 09:45:10 pm
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 18, 2016, 10:05:18 pm
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.
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Post by: The_Queen on January 18, 2016, 10:44:47 pm
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.

So, you admit that you're middle eastern and that your full name is Arthur Hussein Vandelay?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 18, 2016, 10:47:05 pm
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.

So, you admit that you're middle eastern and that your full name is Arthur Hussein Vandelay?

Actually, It's Arthur Osama Bin Laden Vandelay. But yeah, the point still stands, I suppose.
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Post by: Ghoti on January 20, 2016, 02:19:44 am
Corypheus, with the Archdemon as his VP.
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Post by: Skybison on January 21, 2016, 02:35:46 am
Immortan Joe

He's less narcissistic then Trump, he's less sexist then Trump, a lot less racist, seems to have held his settlements in the wasteland together reasonable well, and we'd all get to ride badass cars shiny and chrome.
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Post by: Meshakhad on June 10, 2016, 05:34:36 pm
Tywin Lannister.
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Post by: Sigmaleph on June 10, 2016, 06:11:39 pm
Aerys II. Or Aerys I, for that matter.
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Post by: dpareja on June 10, 2016, 06:29:37 pm
Michael Janvier.
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Post by: Eiki-mun on June 10, 2016, 08:13:36 pm
Jeffrey "Trump" Shih.
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Post by: niam2023 on June 13, 2016, 02:36:52 pm
Helmut Zemo
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Post by: Skybison on July 13, 2016, 08:54:02 pm
George W Bush
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on June 03, 2017, 04:38:39 pm
Necro posting, I know.

I'd vote for Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog, or the Zerg Overlord from StarCraft before I'd vote for Trump. And that goes for Trump's inevitable run to try and get a 2nd term too.

Hell, throw in Zerg from Toy Story too, that guy would be also be a better candidate.
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Post by: pyro on June 08, 2017, 08:26:56 pm
I'd vote for Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog

Which one?

(I watched a bit of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but got bored and decided to do something else with my life. I, personally, don't understand why you'd pick him over Donald Trump. There's not enough of a difference to matter.)
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Post by: The_Queen on June 08, 2017, 08:36:15 pm
Dynamic Paragon. He'd just put a bunch of links on twitter, to classified documents he can't be bothered to read, while telling America on TV that his next great argument will surely convince them why Nazis are just misunderstood and discriminated against for freeze peach.
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on June 09, 2017, 02:36:07 am
I'd vote for Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog

Which one?

(I watched a bit of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but got bored and decided to do something else with my life. I, personally, don't understand why you'd pick him over Donald Trump. There's not enough of a difference to matter.)

Nobody builds Robots like Doctor Ivo Robotnik, he's got the best, most classy, high-energy bots!
Oh god you're right.
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Post by: Skybison on June 10, 2017, 06:12:53 pm
I rewatch Hot Fuzz the other day and I had forgotten that Butterman's goal was to "Make Sanford Great Again"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnqPrDN77Xg

I'd still vote for him over Trump though, because at least Sanford was competently run and safe so long as you do as your told and don't make the town look bad.
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Post by: Vypernight on June 14, 2017, 06:38:04 am
Vince Macmahon
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Post by: ironbite on June 14, 2017, 03:57:11 pm
*hits you with a steel chair*

Eric Bischoff.
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Post by: Skybison on June 14, 2017, 05:45:54 pm
The Contrarian
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Post by: Vman on June 24, 2017, 05:01:12 pm
Grace Kim Kwon.

 ;D

Nah, kidding. That would be a tiny bit too much.

I'll go with Samaritan from Person of Interest.

(https://ladygeekgirl.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/samaritan.jpg)
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Post by: ironbite on June 24, 2017, 05:56:59 pm
Yeah I'd go with an AI with no moral qualms running this shit show of a country before Trump too.

Ironbite-oh I'd vote for Rattigan before Trump.
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Post by: Askold on June 25, 2017, 01:18:44 am
The "Deep State."

...Whatever the heck that is.
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on June 25, 2017, 02:48:15 am
The "Deep State."

...Whatever the heck that is.

Well, I decided to consult wikipedia and it said it was "The concept of a deep state suggests that there exists a coordinated effort by career government employees and others to influence state policy without regard for democratically elected leadership.[1][2][3][4][5] The term, which was originally used to refer to sophisticated shadow governments in countries like Turkey and post-Soviet Russia, has also been used in American political science to refer to entrenched government institutions wielding power, without necessarily implying a conspiracy.[6][7] Detractors say this idea is a conspiracy theory."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state_in_the_United_States

So I'm guessing it's like the FBI/CIA?
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Post by: SCarpelan on June 25, 2017, 08:33:29 am
The "Deep State."

...Whatever the heck that is.

Well, I decided to consult wikipedia and it said it was "The concept of a deep state suggests that there exists a coordinated effort by career government employees and others to influence state policy without regard for democratically elected leadership.[1][2][3][4][5] The term, which was originally used to refer to sophisticated shadow governments in countries like Turkey and post-Soviet Russia, has also been used in American political science to refer to entrenched government institutions wielding power, without necessarily implying a conspiracy.[6][7] Detractors say this idea is a conspiracy theory."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state_in_the_United_States

So I'm guessing it's like the FBI/CIA?
It's the higher institutions of government as a whole, the intelligence agencies are only part of it. The cultures, thinking and world views embedded in the institutions will limit the options for anyone in the higher offices who depend on these institutions for advice and tools. The bigger an institution the more difficult its behavioral momentum is to change. The more conspiratorially minded just see this "deep state" as a cabal of nefarious masterminds pulling the strings behind the scenes.
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Post by: Vman on June 26, 2017, 04:37:43 am
So... would that mean that the Americans not in love with the Donald might as well now say "Thank God we have a deep state to limit the mess he's making"?
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Post by: Askold on June 26, 2017, 05:10:32 am
Deep state is mainly a conspiracy theory. If you really want to be generous and consider it a metaphor for the slowly changing bureaucracy of USA and how it resists change not by conscious will but by the byproduct of having elected and appointed workers from the previous governments in position meaning that there is never a moment when a new president can replace everyone in the management and impose his will without opposition or delay and also how the checks and balances of the US laws and constitution put limits to what the government can do.

Like currently there are still people from Obama, Bush or older regimes in the agencies of USA and some may disagree with the current regime on some matters.

But that is a really generous interpretation and really when people talk about it they mean that there is a shadowy group of liberals who oppose Trump. Some see it as a secret organization that rules USA and assasinates everyone who opposes them, others just think that some "librul cucks" are resisting Trump because they are cucks.
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Post by: SCarpelan on June 26, 2017, 05:24:55 am
Liberal commentators often use "deep state" with a varying degree of conspiratorial undertone, too. I've understood that the term was originally coined to represent the institutional momentum but it has been adopted by the conspiracy crowd to discuss their paranoias. It sounds so ominous that it fits this purpose well.
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Post by: The_Queen on June 26, 2017, 12:08:40 pm
The "Deep State."

...Whatever the heck that is.

Well, I decided to consult wikipedia and it said it was "The concept of a deep state suggests that there exists a coordinated effort by career government employees and others to influence state policy without regard for democratically elected leadership.[1][2][3][4][5] The term, which was originally used to refer to sophisticated shadow governments in countries like Turkey and post-Soviet Russia, has also been used in American political science to refer to entrenched government institutions wielding power, without necessarily implying a conspiracy.[6][7] Detractors say this idea is a conspiracy theory."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state_in_the_United_States

So I'm guessing it's like the FBI/CIA?

Oh, this is rich.
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 08, 2017, 04:34:34 am
Deep state is mainly a conspiracy theory. If you really want to be generous and consider it a metaphor for the slowly changing bureaucracy of USA and how it resists change not by conscious will but by the byproduct of having elected and appointed workers from the previous governments in position meaning that there is never a moment when a new president can replace everyone in the management and impose his will without opposition or delay and also how the checks and balances of the US laws and constitution put limits to what the government can do.

Like currently there are still people from Obama, Bush or older regimes in the agencies of USA and some may disagree with the current regime on some matters.

But that is a really generous interpretation and really when people talk about it they mean that there is a shadowy group of liberals who oppose Trump. Some see it as a secret organization that rules USA and assasinates everyone who opposes them, others just think that some "librul cucks" are resisting Trump because they are cucks.

Exactly. Occam's razor would indicate that bureaucrats just work a certain way and they have a whole system that needs to be gone through and Trump can't just run willy-nilly around. Nothing really nefarious or evil about it.

I'm also 99% sure it has nothing to do with cuckolding. But that could just be me.
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Post by: niam2023 on July 18, 2017, 12:29:56 am
I'd take Arthas before Trump.
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Post by: The_Queen on August 03, 2017, 11:13:35 pm
Queen Cersei. I mean, who among us has not blown up a church full of people with pigshit?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on August 04, 2017, 04:01:20 am
I'd vote for the Joker. He'd probably be less unpredictable.