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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2015, 09:26:18 pm »
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>

I mean hot chips. Americans call them French Fries. The French pommes frites. The belgians - ah who gives a fuck what the belgians call them. We call the hot chips.

Do you like them better or worse than crackers?

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2015, 09:33:44 pm »
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers, which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2015, 09:34:29 pm »
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2015, 09:36:03 pm »
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2015, 09:38:05 pm »
Depends on what ya mean by "hot chips."  Do you mean something along the lines of Flamin' Hot Cheetos?  Also, the World Market where I live sells ghost pepper sauce.  I've been tempted to get a small bottle of it for some time.  Now that I have money...  >.>

I mean hot chips. Americans call them French Fries. The French pommes frites. The belgians - ah who gives a fuck what the belgians call them. We call the hot chips.

Do you like them better or worse than crackers?

Did I ask for crackers? You fucking cracker. Besides their called biscuits and it really depends on what sort of cheese you have. If you have Brie/truffled pecorino then water cracker biscuits. But if you have curd, weird american sauce cheese then hot chips.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2015, 09:38:46 pm »
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

That sounds delicious.  I am not being facetious.
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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2015, 09:39:37 pm »
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

Love some poutine then, but easy on the ghost pepper powder thanks.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2015, 09:42:36 pm »
Welcome to the forum.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2015, 09:47:19 pm »
Do what I did and inadvertently provoke the owner into shutting down the forums. Or just fuck around instead.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2015, 09:47:31 pm »
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers, which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2015, 09:52:04 pm »
I can get you some potato chips covered in ghost peppers.

Are they hot chips though or crisps? And do Americans actually eat that? Aren't they the hottest chilli's on the scoville scale or index thingy?

Finally will they come with gravy and cheese curds like poutine?

My girlfriend's dad keeps ghost pepper chili powder in their pantry. I sprinkled a few flakes on a piece of pizza and it was the hottest pizza I've ever eaten.

Given that I come from Fake Canada, yeah, poutine is very doable.

That sounds delicious.  I am not being facetious.

Eh, I feel like the ghost chilis didn't add much flavor. Just seemed like all spice and no substance.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2015, 10:19:38 pm »
I think we scared the newbie off with this talk of hot peppers.

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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2015, 10:13:41 am »
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers, which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.

And I have to say I'm really proud of the way the United States has not weaponized those peepers.
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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2015, 01:56:41 pm »
this is a forum about having no idea what you're doing. welcome.
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Re: I'm new and I have 0 idea what to do
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2015, 02:18:47 pm »
Also, there appears to be something hotter than ghost peppers (avg. 1.041 million SHU): Carolina Reapers, which clock in at around 1.5 million SHU.  For reference, habaneros top out at around 350,000, and jalapenos top out at around 20,000.  Almost 100x hotter than a jalapeno.  My friends, I think I have found a new comrade.
Supposedly, the Chocolate Bhutlah is even hotter than the Carolina Reaper, though it has yet to be made official. Might want to keep an eye on that, if hot food is your thing.

And I have to say I'm really proud of the way the United States has not weaponized those peepers.

Just you wait.