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You stay classy, Priest
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:17:40 pm »
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/26/priest-walks-out-of-womans-funeral-because-of-her-gay-daughter/

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My friend Barbara, the daughter of the deceased woman, was denied communion at her mother’s funeral. She was the first in line and Fr. Guarnizo covered the bowl containing the host and said to her,  “I cannot give you communion because you live with a woman and that is a sin according to the church.” To add insult to injury, Fr. Guarnizo left the altar when she delivered her eulogy to her mother. When the funeral was finished he informed the funeral director that he could not go to the gravesite to deliver the final blessing because he was sick.

I will tell you a little about the woman who drove that priest from the altar. She is kind, she is smart, she is funny and she works hard promoting the arts. She pays her bills, she cares deeply for her family and she loved her mother and her mother loved her right back. And now she will never set foot in a Catholic church again and who can blame her?

That's classy. Simply because her daughter is gay, you fuck up a person's funeral. But whatever, there are already plenty of LGBT affirming churches out there for people to chose.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 06:17:22 pm »
As terrible as it is that this happened, it's good when someone outs themselves as homophobic in such a way that it gets attention from the community at large; it helps avoid future incidents like this, as LGBT will avoid his church in the future.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 06:33:18 pm »
What an asshole. The woman just lost her mother -- is it really so difficult to show a bit of decency?
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 06:48:46 pm »
Oi, padre:



Fuck-a you.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 06:58:11 pm »
The communion bit would be expected. Walking out during the eulogy and gravesite blessing? Not so much.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 07:01:47 pm »
This sort of unremitting nasty-to-the-bone judgment was just one of the reasons I said bye-bye to the Catholic Church 50 years ago.  Stick your sins up your ass!
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 07:43:05 pm »
Was it also the fact they wouldn't let you pillage and rape nunneries anymore?

As to the priest, he didnt' lie.  He actually was quite ill.  Ill at the thought of having to spend time with one of those god-forsaken homos I bet.  But it's ok guys.  He went back to the church and curled up with his favorite alter boy for the evening as was right as rain.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 08:01:23 pm »
This sort of unremitting nasty-to-the-bone judgment was just one of the reasons I said bye-bye to the Catholic Church 50 years ago.  Stick your sins up your ass!

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That said...no, just no.  Its one thing to walk out on a sermon because one of those "evil homos" is attending your service, but fucking up someone's funeral?  I don't care who ya are, that is one time no one has a right to fuck up, no matter how "godly" they are.  Bitch complains about being ill...fucker, just reading this nearly made me physically ill.  Just...fuck.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 10:06:09 pm »
I can give him a pass on denying communion, but walking out on the eulogy and refusing to bless the grave site is horrible.  Just because she's gay doesn't give you the right to insult her and her family to such a degree.  The priests actions were incredibly disrespectful to all who knew the woman.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2012, 10:57:30 pm »
If I were there I probably would have taken him outside and had a few "words" with him.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 12:04:25 am »
Walking out on the eulogy is just fucking cold hearted.  I don't care whether or not someone's sexuality offends you.  Acting like someone's feelings are beneath you when they just had a loved one die proves how much of a soulless bastard you really are.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2012, 12:20:13 am »
Yeah that Priest is doing really well with that whole "Golden Rule" bit that Christ said was so important.  Would he have wanted that done at HIS mother's funeral?

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2012, 01:01:30 am »
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2012, 07:38:25 am »
They do stuff like this and then wonder why people are leaving the church.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2012, 01:59:21 pm »
Cause of those thrice-damned homosexuals of course.

Ironbite-it's so obvious that homosexual-I'm gonna go be sick for awhile.