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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #15 on: February 29, 2012, 02:55:53 pm »
They do stuff like this and then wonder why people are leaving the church.
I can't say I blame them.  It's becoming more and more rife with hypocrites.  Really sad.
I don't belong to any particular church mostly because of that.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #16 on: February 29, 2012, 03:37:57 pm »
What did this dead woman do that she should be denied her graveside rites? The priest ignored his sacred duty and risked her soul because of the sin of another. Good thing he's Catholic and can just say 'I'm sorry' in order to get back into God's good graces otherwise he'd be in a lot of trouble.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #17 on: February 29, 2012, 04:04:37 pm »
In my understanding, you have to be sorry and actually mean it.  So... it's debatable on where he now stands with the Big Entity.  Not my place to say anyway. 

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #18 on: February 29, 2012, 04:07:07 pm »
In my understanding, you have to be sorry and actually mean it.  So... it's debatable on where he now stands with the Big Entity.  Not my place to say anyway. 

My understanding was that you just have to say it.

What did this dead woman do that she should be denied her graveside rites? The priest ignored his sacred duty and risked her soul because of the sin of another. Good thing he's Catholic and can just say 'I'm sorry' in order to get back into God's good graces otherwise he'd be in a lot of trouble.

Whereas in other sects of christianity you just have to say you love Jesus, so Hitler goes to heaven but Ghandi doesn't. I once asked someone who made a comment that all you had to do was accept Jesus and your saved if he believed my previous comment. He said that, yes, that is what it means.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #19 on: February 29, 2012, 04:09:46 pm »
That's why I said it's not really my place to determine stuff like that.  Just personally, an apology is a whole lot better if it's given with conviction and true remorse.

EDIT: My personal beliefs, however Christ-based, tend to not be "Christian enough" for most fundies.  Go fig.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2012, 06:28:18 pm »
Yeah that Priest is doing really well with that whole "Golden Rule" bit that Christ said was so important.

Totally. Wasn’t that Jesus fella all about reaching out to the most horrible of the horrible sinners?
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2012, 07:29:36 pm »
Hey, priest?  Do any exorcisms lately?

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO EXORCISE YOUR ASS WITH DRAGONFIRE!

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2012, 10:51:15 pm »
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm; toasty!

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2012, 04:11:24 am »
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm; toasty!

Everyone knows dragon fire cooks the best toast in existence.

It also cooks the best burgers, best sausage, best chicken, best adventurers, and best homework assignments.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2012, 12:25:03 pm »
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm; toasty!

Everyone knows dragon fire cooks the best toast in existence.

It also cooks the best burgers, best sausage, best chicken, best adventurers, and best homework assignments.

Hey, those adventurers wear all that heavy plate... it's cooking them in their own juices.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2012, 09:40:49 pm »
The wizards are usually in some sort of tacky robe instead of plate, though.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2012, 11:10:50 pm »
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2012, 07:37:34 am »
The wizards are usually in some sort of tacky robe instead of plate, though.

Then you get those fancy battlemages who wear both at the same time.

Makes for an interesting flavor.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2012, 10:57:12 am »
The wizards are usually in some sort of tacky robe instead of plate, though.

Then you get those fancy battlemages who wear both at the same time.

Makes for an interesting flavor.

The armor probably keeps 'em nice and moist while the cloth makes sure they're cooked nice and thoroughly.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2012, 01:44:44 pm »
Just realised:  I'm a priest.  :(   I don't even get a cool wizard robe...