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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2012, 05:04:18 pm »
Just realised:  I'm a priest.  :(   I don't even get a cool wizard robe...

You get a cool priest robe instead.

Or a suit of plate armor if you're a cleric-type priest.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 06:15:40 pm »
Or adamantium chainmail, if you happen to be a Favored Soul...
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 10:34:07 pm »
I am so ignorant with all these weird RPG classes thingies.   Though I am happy to be able to wear cool clothes like everyone else.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 05:40:06 pm »
Divine magic doesn't have armor spell failure penalties, so get the heaviest full plate you can find.

Me, I like my Copper Dragon Armor.
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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2012, 10:16:36 pm »
Me, I like my Copper Dragon Armor.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2012, 10:24:30 pm »
Me, I like my Copper Dragon Armor.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2012, 10:52:52 pm »
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2012, 10:59:34 pm »
Me, I like my Copper Dragon Armor.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2012, 11:35:18 pm »
Me, I like my Copper Dragon Armor.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2012, 11:36:57 pm »
I think I like Pelor..  I could be a Neutral Good Priest of Pelor!

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2012, 12:05:50 am »
In my understanding, you have to be sorry and actually mean it.  So... it's debatable on where he now stands with the Big Entity.  Not my place to say anyway.
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I do know of some born again groups who put the focus on saying one is sorry, but if there is one thing Catholics are good at, it's guilt.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2012, 08:10:03 pm »
The priest has now been placed on administrative leave, not for denying communion(according to the Catholic church, you can't receive communion if you are in "a state of sin"), but rather for being an asshole towards church staff.

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A Roman Catholic priest who allegedly denied Holy Communion to a lesbian at her mother’s Maryland funeral has been placed on administrative leave, the Archdiocese of Washington said.

A spokeswoman for the archdiocese said the suspension was not triggered by last month’s alleged Communion denial, but by events involving the Rev. Marcel Guarnizo in the days since.

The archdiocese “received credible allegations that Father Guarnizo had engaged in intimidating behavior toward parish staff and others that is incompatible with proper priestly ministry,” the archdiocese said in a Friday statement.

“Given the grave nature of these allegations, and in light of the confusion in the parish and the concerns expressed by parishioners,” the statement continued, “Father Guarnizo is prohibited from exercising any priestly ministry in the Archdiocese of Washington until all matters can be appropriately resolved with the hope that he might return to priestly ministry.”

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2012, 11:59:48 pm »
^Translation: He was busted for being an asshole...and considering how hard it is to do that with pedophile priests in the RCC, well...this guy must be a real DICK if the RCC is even going this far with him.


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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2012, 12:31:33 pm »
Holy shit. That's just... WTF.

Wasn't he ever taught to respect the dead? And the surviving family members and friends of the dead? I can maaaaybe see him denying communion, but walking out on the eulogy and the grave-site blessing? What an asshole.

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Re: You stay classy, Priest
« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2012, 07:45:11 pm »
Shit. I didn’t really want to say it, but I gotta: I think the guy would have gotten off easier with his superiors if he had just raped a kid.
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