Author Topic: Real-Life Clerics Are Booooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!  (Read 7334 times)

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For the record I play a hafling summoner who's Eidolon is a giant flying snake.

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Aasimar paladin with a thing for light. She's also nobility, seeking to reclaim her rightful lands (they got conquered by some giants).

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I play more NWN which is based off of but not the same thing as D&D.

My most frequent repeat character (the one I use in various modules) is Sirind "Zy" Zyrustine, a chaotic neutral/good (he's been swerving back and forth lately) elven rogue/wizard/arcane archer. In NWN you're allowed to pick your character's voice set, so for the lulz I gave him the "High-Strung Evangelist" voice set which is probably the funniest voice acting of all time.

"Attack! I SAYYY~ attack!"
"You are SOOO~ gonna feel some wrath!"
"Keep it up and I'll knock you into LAAA~ST week so you can spend it 'till now looking forward to me kicking your tail again!"

Now when I play him I pretend he's the cloud cuckoolander who lives by the philosophy of "God helps those who help themselves... so I'm helping myself to some of this evil count's gold."
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Okay, so as a fan of fantasy, I just have to say that whenever I think of clerics, I think of guys who can summon divine healing and smiting magic.  Generally they also have pretty solid hit points and can hold their own in a fight.

Sadly, I see this term used in real life.  Particularly in Muslim countries/with Muslims.  Where's their holy magic?  Oh, they don't have any?  FUCKING LAME!  >:(
Not to mention being able to wear medium armor. Though personally I hate divine casters and magical healing in fantasy games, from a DM perspective.

On the other hand, this paladin is probably cooler than a D&D Paladin:

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I don't mean to necro the thread any further... but I'm totally stealing this.
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Oh me too.  *Yoinks*