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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #285 on: January 25, 2012, 10:49:40 am »
Going to bed for a few hours then waking up feeling like crud then going back to bed and waking up yet again because someone you don't know called your cell phone and now you can't go back to sleep because the internet is awake or so your brain tells you even tho you're a zombie and making run-on sentences.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #286 on: January 25, 2012, 10:56:07 am »
Today, I was supposed to go into the school to get my credits from my last uni moved to this one and applied toward my major. I didn't get to sleep until late last night because I took Excederin at midnight to quash a migraine. After three hours of sleep max, at 6 AM, I got a call from my mother. She sprained her ankle at the gas station and needed help getting inside. I did, and offered to go into the school on Friday instead (it's drop-in, not appt) and take my youngest sister to the orthodontist, which she was going to do today. Classes don't start until April anyway, so there's really no rush. So, I decided to try to get some more sleep.

20 minutes later, as I'm dozing off, I get a call from mom from the family room: She's convinced my grandma to come down and pick my youngest sister up, so I can still make my meeting with the counselor! On three hours of sleep! I told her no... she's telling me I can't "keep putting this off", and I tell her that in fact, yes I can for two more days. She didn't sound too happy with that but I don't care... I'm just so tired. Unfortunately, it's now daytime. Can't get back to sleep.

Today's gonna suck... >.<
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #287 on: January 25, 2012, 06:17:00 pm »
Having animal control called on our perfectly fine and healthy animals.

Ironbite-there's an upside to this.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #288 on: January 25, 2012, 06:23:28 pm »
Having animal control called on our perfectly fine and healthy animals.

Ironbite-there's an upside to this.

Do we get to hear the story or will you keep us guessing?
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #289 on: January 25, 2012, 06:25:27 pm »
When I finally come out about being suicidal and it feels like it's not being taken seriously.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #290 on: January 25, 2012, 06:26:16 pm »
Having animal control called on our perfectly fine and healthy animals.

Ironbite-there's an upside to this.

Do we get to hear the story or will you keep us guessing?
Check the "Anything Good Happen Today?" thread.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #291 on: January 25, 2012, 06:31:25 pm »
We had animal control called on us for our chickens and turkeys.   

Thing was, they aren't our chickens and turkeys.   Take it up with our redneck neighbours. 
I ain't getting around those turkeys.  Particularly the Tom.   Those things can rip you up.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #292 on: January 25, 2012, 06:32:40 pm »
Having animal control called on our perfectly fine and healthy animals.

Ironbite-there's an upside to this.

Do we get to hear the story or will you keep us guessing?
Check the "Anything Good Happen Today?" thread.

Ah, yes, saw that after I posted that. Thank you, though.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #293 on: January 25, 2012, 06:38:22 pm »
This pretty much sums up much of what I hate about Christmas.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #294 on: January 26, 2012, 01:45:45 am »
This pretty much sums up much of what I hate about Christmas.


Are you saying that contemporary Christmas songs any less horrid?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #295 on: January 26, 2012, 08:07:56 am »
This pretty much sums up much of what I hate about Christmas.


Are you saying that contemporary Christmas songs any less horrid?

Patton Oswalt on the darkest, most disturbing Christmas song.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY</a>
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #296 on: January 26, 2012, 10:03:29 am »
After going to bed suicidal and exhausted, I woke up with the mother of all gastrointestinal attacks. I was SUPPOSED to go to leadership coaching at 10, then have three classes 11-3:30, then my 4:30 class, then my 7:30 club meeting, but it's looking like only the evening class and the club meeting are going to happen.

And I still want to hurt myself.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #297 on: January 26, 2012, 01:33:14 pm »
Listening to people have sex in the room above me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #298 on: January 26, 2012, 01:52:34 pm »
Listening to people have sex in the room above me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #299 on: January 26, 2012, 02:09:35 pm »
Having the middle and end of a story written with absolutely no idea how to start the beginning.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.