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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1080 on: April 30, 2012, 05:19:45 am »
There are advantages to living alone...

Unless you are schizophrenic and catch yourself going through your stuff, I suppose.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1081 on: April 30, 2012, 05:52:48 am »
That's more multiple personalities than schizophrenia.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1082 on: April 30, 2012, 06:15:05 am »
That's more multiple personalities than schizophrenia.

Maybe one of the multiple personalities is schizophrenic.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1083 on: April 30, 2012, 06:18:53 am »
That's more multiple personalities than schizophrenia.

Maybe one of the multiple personalities is schizophrenic.

o_o Oh boy.

We have someone who comes in to clean my room. Not necessarily a maid, mind you. It's just my room because I'm not exactly mobile. But he waits until I say it's okay. So... ya. And he doesn't move my stuff around like my mom would.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1084 on: April 30, 2012, 06:08:47 pm »
I've been notified that even though I am eligible for financial aid, I'm not getting any for the upcoming school year because of insufficient funds.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1085 on: April 30, 2012, 06:31:28 pm »
....what?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1086 on: April 30, 2012, 06:57:00 pm »
I don't even know.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1087 on: April 30, 2012, 08:20:49 pm »
> English teacher assigns two essays, one speech, and one screenplay to be done in one week
> Wykked works nonstop on English homework all week, forgoing all other homework
> On Sunday, Wykked finally finishes last English assignment and goes to bed at 2 a.m.
> English teacher tells ADHD!Wykked that she should "learn to allocate her time"

Yes bitch, because as you can clearly tell from all my previous on-time, A+ assignments, I like to set myself up for total misery and failure.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1088 on: April 30, 2012, 08:29:52 pm »
The recommended colors of eye shadow for those us with brown eyes. I never follow the guidelines, the colors are always so ugly. When I wear eye shadow, I match it up with whatever colors I'm wearing that day. :D

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1089 on: May 01, 2012, 05:09:32 am »
The recommended colors of eye shadow for those us with brown eyes. I never follow the guidelines, the colors are always so ugly. When I wear eye shadow, I match it up with whatever colors I'm wearing that day. :D

Seriously. People with green and hazel eyes get all the cool colours.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1090 on: May 01, 2012, 11:30:31 am »
So many concerts and not enough money.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1091 on: May 01, 2012, 12:05:03 pm »
People who impersonate members of the military really grinds my gears, especially if you can't nab them under Stolen Valor because they're just pretending, not defrauding people for money.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1092 on: May 01, 2012, 02:25:55 pm »
I'm trying to study right now but the lab is filled with interesting, talkative people.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1093 on: May 01, 2012, 06:09:08 pm »
People who impersonate members of the military really grinds my gears, especially if you can't nab them under Stolen Valor because they're just pretending, not defrauding people for money.

Oh really, Commander Shepard? :P

(Kidding. I find impersonators disgusting too.)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1094 on: May 01, 2012, 07:27:24 pm »
People who impersonate members of the military really grinds my gears, especially if you can't nab them under Stolen Valor because they're just pretending, not defrauding people for money.

Oh really, Commander Shepard? :P

(Kidding. I find impersonators disgusting too.)

Ya, really. :P I'm special.

Heh but yeah. Said impersonator that sparked my remark even has 'stolen' purple hearts. Ugh. :(

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