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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1470 on: June 21, 2012, 03:23:40 pm »
Oh come on, Art.  You know you like it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1471 on: June 21, 2012, 11:14:36 pm »
My last day of school is tomorrow. It is a two-hour day, so I get let out at 9:00 in the morning. I told my mom this, and she got pissy at me and refused to schedule any arrangements to pick me up. WTF?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1472 on: June 21, 2012, 11:21:50 pm »
Assholes that don't understand the concept of the turn signal

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1473 on: June 22, 2012, 01:21:40 pm »
When people don't understand door etiquette.

Don't fucking ring the door bell then POUND on the door barely a second later. RUDE.

And especially don't hang around, looking in windows and shit. My room is angled to where I can see you but you can't see me. Don't be a creepazoid.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1474 on: June 22, 2012, 06:45:30 pm »
The fact that Youtube is recommending me a video of a dog taking a shit. Why the fuck would anyone film and upload that in the first place?!
<_< Yeah, I, uh, have no idea why anyone would want to watch that...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1475 on: June 22, 2012, 10:06:45 pm »
Today has been a weird roller coaster of extremes. I woke up this morning feeling generally happy, then I got really tired and drained. Then for the lion's share of the day I felt incredibly depressed and isolated. Now, within the last hour or so, I've become energetic to the point where I feel like I could just run until I gas out.

Can I get some stability, pl0x?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1476 on: June 22, 2012, 11:06:08 pm »
A few things annoyed me today.

1. Some people are moronic and rude in stores. You don't push your cart down the exact center of an aisle at a mind-numbingly slow pace, blocking everyone on either side of you. I understand if there are things obstructing you and you have to go around them, but if the aisle's clear (like this one was), don't fucking do that.

2. I was getting ready to load my stuff into the car when it began storming outside. I ran back and forth with my bags in the pouring rain, and when I was about to leave, realized I'd forgotten something. So I ran back inside to find it, getting soaked again, only to discover I must've shoved it somewhere in one of my bags.

3. Apparently, rain is worse than snow when it comes to driving. It's like people lose all sense and turn into skittish zombies when they see a few drops of rain. This caused traffic on the interstate (where the speed limit is 65 mph) to randomly alternate between 30 mph and 80 mph.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1477 on: June 23, 2012, 12:51:08 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1478 on: June 23, 2012, 01:57:02 am »
3. Apparently, rain is worse than snow when it comes to driving. It's like people lose all sense and turn into skittish zombies when they see a few drops of rain. This caused traffic on the interstate (where the speed limit is 65 mph) to randomly alternate between 30 mph and 80 mph.

I've noticed that around here, too. Traffic gets pretty backed up when it snows, but it seems that the worst driving comes out during a downpour. A few days back there was apparently a 7 car pile-up on one of the main roads not too far from where I live -- and the rain wasn't even that bad.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1479 on: June 23, 2012, 03:21:54 am »
3. Apparently, rain is worse than snow when it comes to driving. It's like people lose all sense and turn into skittish zombies when they see a few drops of rain. This caused traffic on the interstate (where the speed limit is 65 mph) to randomly alternate between 30 mph and 80 mph.

I've noticed that around here, too. Traffic gets pretty backed up when it snows, but it seems that the worst driving comes out during a downpour. A few days back there was apparently a 7 car pile-up on one of the main roads not too far from where I live -- and the rain wasn't even that bad.

I've heard that you're far less likely to be pulled over for speeding while it's raining because most cops would rather not have to get out of their care and stand there writing a ticket in the rain. It wouldn't surprise me if it were bringing out a bit of opportunistic impatience in some people.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1480 on: June 23, 2012, 07:52:22 am »
That fucking shower's broken and I can't seem to get the damn tap to shut off properly no matter what I try. I swear though, I'm not calling a plumber. I've seen enough porn to know how that always ends.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1481 on: June 23, 2012, 11:19:10 am »
But, you'd finally get to whip it out for real.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1482 on: June 23, 2012, 02:18:03 pm »
What goes through my mind when I have to make the choices to indulge or not...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1483 on: June 23, 2012, 02:21:10 pm »
The stupid "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..." bullshit that seems to have become a part of everything. It's not funny. It never was.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1484 on: June 23, 2012, 03:08:15 pm »
The stupid "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..." bullshit that seems to have become a part of everything. It's not funny. It never was.
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