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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1485 on: June 23, 2012, 03:37:45 pm »
The stupid "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..." bullshit that seems to have become a part of everything. It's not funny. It never was.
It's from an incredibly mediocre pop song (not that there's any other kind. Except atrocious) that's only redeeming value is a somewhat catchy chorus.

I know. People seem to think it's so fucking rad -- those lyrics and the song itself. Even saying it ironically because it's a horrible song is not funny. It's irritating as fuck.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1486 on: June 23, 2012, 06:25:23 pm »
Yay TV shows that decide to take hiatus' mid-season... -___-
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1487 on: June 23, 2012, 06:37:47 pm »
The stupid "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..." bullshit that seems to have become a part of everything. It's not funny. It never was.
It's from an incredibly mediocre pop song (not that there's any other kind. Except atrocious) that's only redeeming value is a somewhat catchy chorus.

I know. People seem to think it's so fucking rad -- those lyrics and the song itself. Even saying it ironically because it's a horrible song is not funny. It's irritating as fuck.

My hate for that song is compounded by the fact that I had the chorus stuck in my head before I'd even heard the song thanks to my roommate singing it over and over again.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1488 on: June 23, 2012, 08:13:52 pm »
Same here. I don't even know the tune and it's stuck in my head.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1489 on: June 23, 2012, 08:19:45 pm »
I've never even heard of the song.  I suppose I should be thankful.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1490 on: June 24, 2012, 02:25:52 am »
Humidity.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1491 on: June 24, 2012, 03:52:25 am »
I mention my family, while being generally good people that I honestly do care about, is fucking angering and, in no small part, depressing?

Three parental fights today.  And Ka won't stop play-hitting me, despite years of me plainly asking him to stop it.  I don't like being hit, period.  I got the fuck beat out of me in school, sometimes physically, that left me a little fucking scarred.  Pile on top of that the fact that I'm generally uncomfortable with any unwarranted physical contact unless its from my girlfriend, and I've got a nice little heap of problems that make even play-hitting upsetting.
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« Reply #1492 on: June 24, 2012, 04:38:06 am »
Pile on top of that the fact that I'm generally uncomfortable with any unwarranted physical contact unless its from my girlfriend, and I've got a nice little heap of problems that make even play-hitting upsetting.

I don't mind physical contact, but I really dislike being unexpectedly poked or grabbed because of some things that happened when I was younger. It's really irritating when people don't respect those boundaries, particularly when they do it solely because they find your reaction funny.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1493 on: June 24, 2012, 04:58:24 am »
My cousin does that sometimes.  Luckily he's freakishly tall, while I'm a little on the short side.  That puts me at the perfect height for a good swift punch at his balls.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1494 on: June 24, 2012, 12:05:54 pm »
Abdominal pain. It's an annoying motherfucker.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1495 on: June 24, 2012, 12:56:40 pm »
While I was hanging out with my friend yesterday, we walked around the mall for a bit. One of the stores we went into was a sports memorabilia store, because my friend wanted to see what kind of Ravens stuff they had.

The clerk said hi to us as we walked in and tried to engage us in some smalltalk. This is what was said:

Clerk: So guys, what are your teams?
Friend: I love the Ravens.
Clerk: Alright, nice, and you? (looking at me)
Me: I don't really have a team.
Clerk: What do you mean?
Me: I mean I don't watch sports.
Clerk: You don't watch sports? Why not?
Me: Because I don't like them.
Clerk: You don't like sports?!
Me: It just never appealed to me.
Clerk: You don't like ANY sports?
Me: No.
Clerk: So, what are you? A gamer?
Me: Sort of, a little.
Clerk: Well, okay then.

I understand that sports are extremely popular, and I completely understand why someone would assume you are interested, but what annoyed me about it is how he acted like it was the most absurd thing he'd ever heard. The way he reacted, you might think I told him that my penis speaks Mongolian or something.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1496 on: June 24, 2012, 02:09:09 pm »
Yet one more reason for me to avoid sports memorabilia stores altogether...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1497 on: June 24, 2012, 02:12:03 pm »
The way he reacted, you might think I told him that my penis speaks Mongolian or something.

It doesn't? Now I'm all disappointed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1498 on: June 24, 2012, 02:19:24 pm »
I know it's impossible to comprehend someone disliking sports (since they're apparently the best thing in the universe), but do try, Mr. Close-Minded Asshole.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1499 on: June 24, 2012, 03:25:08 pm »
If I'd told him what I liked, he probably wouldn't have even considered it a sport.  :-/