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Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« on: April 07, 2012, 05:36:52 am »


http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1339254269/ron-paul-road-to-revolution

And somehow managed to fleece $5000 off paultards.

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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2012, 10:58:13 am »
I was going to make a lame wisecrack about Monopoly already being a game, but this is so much more hilarious in its own right.
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2012, 11:14:30 am »
"And somehow managed to fleece $5000 off paultards."

Surprised? I don't see how.
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2012, 02:13:13 pm »
She doesn't look like Carol. Like at all.

But if we're crushing mini Dubyas, I'll play.
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2012, 03:12:02 pm »
What the fuck? Sounds like an instant classic, up there with the likes of "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties."
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2012, 05:30:05 pm »
What happened to that woman's left knee?
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 04:32:34 am »
What happened to that woman's left knee?

She also looks rather angry at Ronnie.

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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2012, 04:33:43 am »
What happened to that woman's left knee?

She also looks rather angry at Ronnie.

Hey, I'd be angry too if my husband stole the Declaration of Independence and blew up the Statue of Liberty.
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 05:36:42 am »
One day I'd like to redub "Ron Paul" into the "Obama's Gonna Change the World" song.  The Paultards still won't see the point, though, will they?
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 09:05:28 am »
I was going to make a lame wisecrack about Monopoly already being a game, but this is so much more hilarious in its own right.

I'm still waiting for them to make Oligopoly, where there's only three properties and everything stagnates and stalemates in the first couple of turns.
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2012, 07:34:34 am »
What the fuck? Sounds like an instant classic, up there with the likes of "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties."

I remember seeing the Angry Video Game Nerd review Plumbers don't wear ties...

It was weird.

A game about Ron Paul. a game about one particular politican would just be really really 'really' boring. If one wants to play a game where you play a Politician, Republic : The Revolution is a good, if time consuming game.

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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2012, 09:57:39 am »
So does each player get to make up their own rules?
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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2012, 02:25:47 am »
I'm guessing the plot involves fighting through hordes of Communists, gays and black people to reach the Federal Reserve and set off a time bomb?

EDIT: I didn't even click the link before I said the enemy was the Fed.

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Re: Someone's making a Ron Paul game
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 02:27:20 am »
She doesn't look like Carol. Like at all.
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