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Offline GLaDOS

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WMD
« on: January 06, 2012, 01:46:50 pm »
By which I mean, of course, Weapons of Mass Distraction, such as
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What other ones can you come up with?
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Re: WMD
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 05:37:44 pm »
SEX

Now that I've got your attention, mentions of sexual intercourse.
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Re: WMD
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 07:04:19 pm »
Germ warfare.
Insect warfare. (Certain fruit flies work wonders on crops.)
HAARP mind-weather-seismic-control cannons.
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Re: WMD
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 07:26:45 pm »
Mind control via water fluoridation.


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Re: WMD
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 07:27:18 pm »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 07:48:24 pm »
Descend into the quote wormhole.
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Re: WMD
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 07:55:59 pm »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 08:00:51 pm »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 08:10:21 pm »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 08:16:18 pm »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 09:28:21 pm »
A fun fundtard distraction - give them a piece of card with 'please turn over' written on one side and 'see other side' on the other.
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Re: WMD
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 02:44:19 am »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2012, 04:20:04 am »
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Re: WMD
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2012, 06:15:50 pm »
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Nuh uh!

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As for distraction, I'm sure this will do nicely.

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Re: WMD
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2012, 06:53:13 pm »
Smilodon wins the thread.
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