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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #900 on: July 20, 2018, 01:56:05 am »
Not sexy, they were pretty rape happy in Greek mythology

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #901 on: July 20, 2018, 01:58:56 am »
Not sexy. All of the pillow talk would be in Elvish and I'd likely get my dick ripped off and shoved down my own throat halfway through.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #902 on: July 20, 2018, 02:13:05 am »
I offered "centaurs" because I'm thinking of the centaurs from my favorite author's favorite series of books, Xanth by Piers Anthony.  (which totally mixes and matches from various mythologies quite freely!)  The centaurs in Xanth are free about bodily functions and sexuality, but have weird hangups about magic. (which everything in Xanth is. It's all magic)  It's meant as a satire of people's attitudes towards sexuality.

Anyway, female centaurs in Xanth go around without any clothes, and they're rather well endowed.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #903 on: July 26, 2018, 01:41:05 am »
Neutral I guess.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #904 on: July 27, 2018, 03:36:54 am »
Kinda sexy tbh, not gonna lie.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #905 on: July 31, 2018, 09:26:15 pm »
Not Sexy, not at all

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #906 on: August 04, 2018, 05:48:29 am »
Mmm, dat clipping in and out of existence.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #907 on: August 13, 2018, 04:21:53 pm »
A hedgehog orgy sounds more like something David Attenborough would narrate.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #908 on: August 24, 2018, 04:47:44 am »
Anything? Well obviously, that covers the entire spectrum. For instance, deku scrubs are not sexy, obviously. Similarly, Malo Mart is neutral. On the other hand, Link taking it up the pooper from Epona (let's just asume she's a futanari horse. It is a Japanese game, after all) while Zelda vigorously tongue fucks her sphincter while giving Link a wristy is so damn sexy that the mere thought of it makes me spunk so hard it rips clean through my pants and splatters all over the underside of my chin and a little bit in my nostrils.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #909 on: August 24, 2018, 05:30:23 am »
Not sexy. More bizarre than creepy and also a dick move even if you did only use your balls.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #910 on: August 24, 2018, 08:13:35 am »
Scrubs? Depends, form fitting, practical, exudes competency and purpose but also worn by people you see when you're gonna die, or at least get an enema.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #911 on: August 29, 2018, 01:31:04 pm »
Not sexy, comes off desperate

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #912 on: August 30, 2018, 07:41:51 am »
War: Not sexy. Homefront: Very sexy. Severe lack of men causing women to do jobs they never had before and the coming rise of Suffragettes (also, the severe lack of men leading to increased chances of getting sex to those that were at home, whether on vacation or simply being a civilian, not to mention the "we might die tomorrow, let's LIVE today" atmosphere.)

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #913 on: September 19, 2018, 02:01:23 am »
Neutral.  I guess they could be considered phallic but I'm straight so meh.
 
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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #914 on: September 19, 2018, 02:17:41 am »
Not sexy. 99% of the pricks are middle aged men, which most definitely includes Scott Morrison. So yeah, definitely not my thing.

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