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The Insult Thread
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:43:00 pm »
So this thread is for all the creative insults that you've come up with besides the typical "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

Admittedly I'm a bit short on creative insults right now except for "Go suck a snake dick."

Also applicable to this thread are impressive insults that you've come across in movies, songs, etc.

But no personal attacks against other users. That's not what this thread's about, obviously.
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 11:01:12 pm »
You fuckstreak of piss.
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 11:02:59 pm »
I know "Jump up your own ass and die!" isn't that creative, but I enjoy using it because of the image it provides.
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 11:09:27 pm »
You post and try images that arent humanly possible and except us to think them up!
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 11:33:48 pm »
Must not post Monty Python...

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 11:39:50 pm »
If Christians really start to bug me I'll call them Christers

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 03:04:13 am »
I like to extend the DIAF series:

"Get an STD, then die in a fire on a sinking boat in shark infested waters dressed as a clown wearing opposite sex underwear."

Then there are the windowshitters.... I like the combo:

"Clownshoe asshat windowshitter."


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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2012, 04:06:23 am »
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but you aren't worthy.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 06:51:10 am »
More of a curse than an insult, but:

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 06:52:44 am »
Yesterday I tried to write a poem about you, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "Pencil Neck Geek"
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"I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you, hey-y, so watch out."  - FZ

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 07:01:31 am »
While insults with lots of profanity have their place and time, I also like the subtle ones and the ones that are said deadpan.  Any Groucho Marx movie/show will have tons of them.

"I think you'll go very far.  Why don't you start now?"

"I'll never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception."

EDIT: Mae West and W. C. Fields were good at them too.

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2012, 08:28:55 am »
Yesterday I tried to write a poem about you, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "Pencil Neck Geek"

Well, then, obviously you haven't heard the song.


Also, I noticed that lately I've developed an odd habit of calling anyone who annoys me "Charlie Brown".
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 09:18:06 am »
While I annoyed, I blurted out "Shit Igloo!" the other day.
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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 06:11:41 pm »
I'd rather suck the contents out of a week-old used condom than spend one more second listening to you.

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Re: The Insult Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2012, 06:48:21 pm »
The greatest Cluster F Bomb ever.

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