Author Topic: Jack Chick: Why Should I?  (Read 4902 times)

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2012, 06:46:42 am »
In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.

Or that he ever had a rocker to begin with.
Or that he even knew what a rocker was.

Or that the thought of anything that could possibly even resemble what we would call a rocker even existed in his twisted perception of reality. I think the existence of a rocker to Chick would be like dividing by zero to us.

There's one way to find out, but it involves something called "bath salts" and I don't want to try it.

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2012, 11:57:41 am »
In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.

Or that he ever had a rocker to begin with.
Or that he even knew what a rocker was.

Or that the thought of anything that could possibly even resemble what we would call a rocker even existed in his twisted perception of reality. I think the existence of a rocker to Chick would be like dividing by zero to us.

There's one way to find out, but it involves something called "bath salts" and I don't want to try it.

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