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According to this article:
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...a bill pushed through by governor Bobby Jindal, thousands of students in Louisiana will receive state voucher money, transferred from public school funding, to attend private religious schools, some of which teach from a Christian curriculum that suggests the Loch Ness Monster disproves evolution...

The same "Christian curriculum" has a few other howlers, including:

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    - Only ten percent of Africans can read or write, because Christian mission schools have been shut down by communists.
    - "the [Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross... In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians." 
    - "God used the 'Trail of Tears' to bring many Indians to Christ."
    - It "cannot be shown scientifically that that man-made pollutants will one day drastically reduce the depth of the atmosphere's ozone layer."
    - "God has provided certain 'checks and balances' in creation to prevent many of the global upsets that have been predicted by environmentalists."
    - the Great Depression was exaggerated by propagandists, including John Steinbeck, to advance a socialist agenda.
    - "Unions have always been plagued by socialists and anarchists who use laborers to destroy the free-enterprise system that hardworking Americans have created."
    - Bill Clinton's 1992 presidential win was due to an imaginary economic crisis created by the media.
    - "The greatest struggle of all time, the Battle of Armageddon, will occur in the Middle East when Christ returns to set up his kingdom on earth."

Americans, there are your taxpayer dollars at work!

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I believe Louisiana was once described as "a third world country masquerading as a state."
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Whenever I think of intelligent, knowledgeable people, I think of Louisiana.
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Well that's it time to move from Louisiana we had a good run state you know with the hurricane and the mass poverty and the lax laws on criminals and the horribly corrupt state government good times good times.

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...Bobby Jindal, you useless, corrupt sack of shit.
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When I think of Louisiana; I think of gators... and floods... and swamp folk... and... uh... Justin Wilson?

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That is a truly special kind of stupid, or at least the parts that are stupid are, the rest are just blatant lies with an obvious right wing agenda. It is articles like these that make me glad to live in a country with merely a pathetic and underfunded education system instead of the mess you American have in Louisiana.

We had a small outbreak of schools wanting to teach creationism here. A teacher stood up for science and lodged a complaint. Within a week the board of education had bitch slapped those schools back into line, which given how abysmal our board of education is, is a remarkable achievement. They might be useless and corrupt but even they believe science comes first.

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...Bobby Jindal, you useless, corrupt sack of shit.
2nded!  >:(

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I feel bad for the kids who are going to have to learn this level of stupid as fact  :(

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It "cannot be shown scientifically that that man-made pollutants will one day drastically reduce the depth of the atmosphere's ozone layer."
"We are not fucking up the Earth"

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"God has provided certain 'checks and balances' in creation to prevent many of the global upsets that have been predicted by environmentalists."
"It's just fine and dandy for us to fuck up the Earth because Jesus will fix everything"


Methinks these two arguments are a tad contradictory. Is man-made climate change happening, or is it not happening? Pick a side and stick with it, already.

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I feel bad for the kids who are going to have to learn this level of stupid as fact  :(

They are the real victims of this crime.
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I can only be thankful to my parents for having a subscription to childcraft and other secular informative books.  I don't know what or where I'd be without them.