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Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« on: August 30, 2012, 09:00:40 pm »
Today Mitt Romney spent time at a ritzy party held on the 150-foot yacht of a wealthy Florida developer. For Romney, who is already viewed as the stereotypical wealthy politician/vulture capitalist, this sort of stunt isn't going to make him look any more in touch with regular folks. However, it gets better. The yacht was photographed flying the flag of the Cayman Islands--a notorious tax haven. And the name of the yacht? The Cracker Bay. I kid you not.

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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2012, 06:39:48 am »
They're not even pretending anymore, are they?
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2012, 08:55:11 am »
They just think voters are too stupid to notice.

I'd be happier if they weren't so often right.
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2012, 11:11:56 am »
I misread the title as "Romney Donner Party".
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2012, 12:24:06 pm »
I misread the title as "Romney Donner Party".
Wow, me too.
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2012, 12:33:47 pm »
I misread the title as "Romney Donner Party".
Wow, me too.
Undoubtedly it would be funnier if they all began eating each other. Sorry for the disappointment.

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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2012, 01:57:27 pm »
Romney is truly a cracker's cracker.

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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2012, 02:43:59 pm »
I had some roast Romney once, but it tasted a bit too rich to me.
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2012, 03:03:33 pm »
Now if only someone at that party had made Dumbass Under Water...
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 04:26:35 pm »
You know when I read the headline, Yakety Sax started playing in my head...I don't have a reason why.
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 04:32:16 pm »
^ LOL!  Now *I* do.

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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 04:40:41 pm »
I keep reading the topic as "Romney Door Party"

Also, Yakety Sax is the musical equivalent of "Hilarity Ensues".
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 04:55:37 pm »
^ LOL!  Now *I* do.
Crap, it's contagious...

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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 05:01:48 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ</a>
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Re: Hilarity Ensues at Romney Donor Party
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 05:02:16 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ</a>
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