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Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« on: September 05, 2012, 08:25:15 pm »
So, recently, I overheard that Chuck Norris and his wife made a Political PSA.

Okay, I thought, lets hear it. Is he gonna rant at the ottoman and claim its Obama or something?

What happened was EVEN BETTER. Oh...oh my God, Chuck Norris, you are not as relevant as you once were, and now you release...this

So, apparently, Obama being reelected will result in him taking off his skin suit, revealing it was Hitler the whole time, and then he'll recruit the most blond young men in the country and create his Thousand Year Reich on the back of whatever the hell he did to fake his death. Maybe Zombie Cyborg Vampire Nazis.

Because in a world like what Chuck thinks exists, that would be very plausible.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 08:34:07 pm by niam2023 »
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 08:50:58 pm »
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 09:01:36 pm »

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2012, 09:08:37 pm »
...why does his wife's voice sounds like she's doing this in a voice over booth?

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 09:14:02 pm »
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 09:17:15 pm »
So... Where in the video did he say anything about Obama being Hitler?

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2012, 09:18:06 pm »
So, recently, I overheard that Chuck Norris

Well there's your problem.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 11:50:17 pm by gyeonghwa »
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
Wasn't there a glam band a few years ago called, "The Darkness?" Maybe that's what he's referring to? Anyway, this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. He sounds like he's about to break down completely. They're starting to believe their own lies. Wow!

Also, Chuck checks his closet at night for Bruce Lee.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2012, 10:07:45 pm »
They're starting to believe their own lies.

Like they didn't already?


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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2012, 10:15:02 pm »
Wasn't there a glam band a few years ago called, "The Darkness?" Maybe that's what he's referring to? Anyway, this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. He sounds like he's about to break down completely. They're starting to believe their own lies. Wow!

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2012, 10:57:25 pm »
The Hitler remark was a reference to the "thousand years of darkness". Hitler claimed to desire a thousand year reich.

This connection makes the whole thing even worse...and more hilariously narmy.

Yeah, I think Chuck's going crazier.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2012, 11:06:36 pm »
The Hitler remark was a reference to the "thousand years of darkness". Hitler claimed to desire a thousand year reich.
That's like saying Roosevelt is Hitler for building highways, because Hitler built highways as well.

Really, this video is a cornucopia of stupid shit. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever to not only put words in his mouth but also make an argumentum ad Hitlerum in the process.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2012, 11:43:18 pm »
if anyone made the Hitler comparison, I think it was Norris.

Why else would he specify a thousand years?

I was only pointing out what should be obvious.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2012, 11:47:43 pm »
So the president is really a cyborg clone of Hitler that if re-elected will remove his fake skin to reveal his true self and try to do the exact same thing he did before again? Are we sure this is a PSA and not an ad for an action movie staring Chuck Norris?(Cause that might be kinda awesome)


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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2012, 11:53:59 pm »
if anyone made the Hitler comparison, I think it was Norris.
No, that was you actually. You made the rather tenuous comparison to Hitler when there's a plethora of valid criticisms to be made. That particular balls-up is entirely on you, buddy boy.