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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2012, 10:44:33 pm »
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?

Yes, unfortunately.

Its sad, really...considering that, if that man paid his debt, it'd probably cure half the national deficit.  [/hyperbole]
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2012, 01:43:56 am »
Oh yes, this will be very interesting.

I do find it utterly hilarious when this guy opens his mouth. Go, Trump, go.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2012, 02:44:07 am »
Donald Trump: The only man more out of touch with reality than Mitt Romney.

In all honesty...how the hell hasn't he been committed to a psych ward yet?  The man's clearly balls-to-the-wall insane.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2012, 03:36:48 am »
Donald Trump: The only man more out of touch with reality than Mitt Romney.

In all honesty...how the hell hasn't he been committed to a psych ward yet?  The man's clearly balls-to-the-wall insane.

He built his own psych ward, called Trump Loco. His overpaid, under-qualified "professionals" labelled him as sane.

The place went bankrupt 5 hours after it opened.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2012, 06:23:56 am »
I recommend everyone to follow Trump on twitter. Its an amazing combination of

1) Rants about Obama being a communist, not an American and having faked his college records. Full on birther.

2) Rants about the Chinese lying to America and trying to take over the world. At times he drifts into full on racial slurs.

3) Rants about how windfarms are evil, bad for the environment and ruin the look of his new golf course here in Scotland. He HATES windfarms.

4) Plugs for his tv shows, hotel complexes, pretentious celebrity name drops and other assorted crap.

5) Soundbite inspirational quotes from philosophers, religious leaders and venerable politicians. He actually quotes his own books.

He is honestly one of the funniest people on the internet. A month or so back he tweeted that the Chinese were illegally dumping wind turbines on the Californian coast. His twitter feed is so bad you could start a new thread every day based on the dumbest thing he posted that 24 hours.

"Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!"

"If Obama keeps pushing wind turbines our country will go down the tubes economically, environmentally & aesthetically."

"Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again--100 certain--am I ever wrong?"

I also follow Rupert Murdoch and Ice T. They all have they same crazy "angry middle aged man" tweet mentality. You here nothing for a while then suddenly five or six tweets in a row. Its like they get angry reading the morning paper and want to have a rant but their wives aren't interested and ignore them and the maid doesn't speak english.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2012, 06:28:30 pm »
Wind turbines? Bad for the environment? What is this, I don't even.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2012, 07:08:37 pm »
Coal fired power stations- much more beautiful than a white windmill.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2012, 12:46:48 am »
Wow, I knew Trump was nuts, but not THAT nuts!
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2012, 02:07:36 am »
That thing about China kind of reminds me of a conspiracy theory I read once that said China was secretly stealing our fresh water with super-secret boats. Or something.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2012, 03:59:43 am »
Well to be fair China is trying to take over my country, and doing a pretty good job of it. That is why we wont give the Dalli Lama a visa. However someone in America thinking the Chinese are out to get them is just plain balls to the wall crazy.

Its fascinating how the modern information age have allowed crazy people to have a much louder voice. You no longer need a creepy unwashed person standing on a street corner screaming about the end times, now we have the internet. Where even supposed business moguls can be just like that end times crazy person from the comfort of their own mansion.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2012, 10:04:49 am »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2012, 11:20:30 am »
Citation needed Trump besides Klein.  It's probably BS and besides they won't divorce now.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2012, 02:14:47 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I</a>


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2012, 02:26:13 pm »
So do you guys think Obama is going to do anything about it?
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2012, 02:28:12 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

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