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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2012, 10:15:56 am »
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2012, 10:21:57 am »
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.

Technically Fagistan is just one of the states:

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2012, 11:59:42 am »
Wow, someone really hates cigarettes and pantaloons!

Well color me convinced. We must really need Jesus in order to be a proper f!*kbag douche canoe.

I'd love to waste the time and refute all of this dreck, but it's pretty much a worthless effort.

Um, no thanks to your God, buddy. He sounds like an ass.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 12:01:03 pm »
Not sure if genuine idiot or great troll.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 12:13:11 pm »
"United States of Fagia"?

Sounds like a nation of Cockney pickpockets.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 12:47:00 pm »
what the fuck did I just read.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 01:01:15 pm »
Turning to God is like defusing a bomb in an action movie. You have to cut the red wire or the green wire before the timer reaches zero. But you're color blind! Ahhhh!

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2012, 01:21:40 pm »
This has got to be a poe.  I mean this is bordering on westboro insanity. 

BTW, "if it's not hurting anyone" is a sensable way to live.  Everyone would be much happier if they stopped being so concerned with what other people do in their private life.  But apparently, any happiness on earth is a sin. 

Fucking Christianity. 

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2012, 01:24:03 pm »
"Sugary hedonists"?

That's a fucking great band name.

What genre?

I guess it could work as some J-pop band or something like that but personally I vote for glam-rock or hair-metal.

I was thinking more hardcore punk, myself. :D
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2012, 01:36:59 pm »
Doesn't this belong in preaching and worship?

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2012, 01:38:43 pm »
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.

Technically Fagistan is just one of the states:



Well, Blandistan doesn't seem that bad.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2012, 01:47:36 pm »
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2012, 02:12:20 pm »
This has got to be a poe.  I mean this is bordering on westboro insanity. 

BTW, "if it's not hurting anyone" is a sensable way to live.  Everyone would be much happier if they stopped being so concerned with what other people do in their private life.  But apparently, any happiness on earth is a sin. 

Fucking Christianity.

I dunno...judging by this bit:

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Just like we learned from history. Let me take niggers for example. If we never legalized niggers... We wouldn't be talking about fags now. So let's give fags all the rights and benefits. And it's just a matter of time when the pedophiles will get the same. I will probably be dead by then. But I wouldn't let anybody's kid being licked by a pedophile.. even if I don't know the person. Now what? Well, I'm looking into future... What's next after pedophiles? Zoophiliacs? Necrophiliacs? Restphiliacs?

I kinda had the guy pegged as a poor lost soul troll from /b/. 

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2012, 02:37:43 pm »
I liked it better back when the fundies would stick around for a while and try to debate us. Good times.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2012, 03:56:04 pm »
Where are all of these heterosexuals screwing in the streets that the OP is totally ok with? Good thing Jesus is good with that, otherwise I might be in trouble! Only heteros are allowed to street-screw according to this guy!
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