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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 02:00:09 am »
I'm going to say 1 is lie

1) I barely passed my driving exam

2) I was once on a plane that almost crashed

3) I'm really good friends with a bunch of Amish people in Pensylvania 
 

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2012, 05:02:10 pm »
I'm going to say 1 is lie

1) I barely passed my driving exam

2) I was once on a plane that almost crashed

3) I'm really good friends with a bunch of Amish people in Pensylvania 
 

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2012, 11:25:13 am »
I'll bite, though there isn't anyone above me to guess at right now. >.>

Anyway, here are my three:

1) I once lived in Alabama for a short time.

2) My lesbian roommate actually discussed having children with me (though not through me, if that makes sense).

3) I am the guy who gave Doug Walker the idea for his show Demo Reel.
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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2012, 03:45:34 pm »
I'm guessing 3 is the lie.

Okay here goes;

1.  I got hired once by walking up to the guy in charge and asking, "How do I get your job?"

2.  I earned my black belt in Karate in 6 months.

3.  I learned to swim by jumping right into the pool and nearly drowning.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2012, 05:08:40 pm »
I'm thinking 2 is a lie.

1) I have an annoying nose-picking habit.

2) I cannot play any instrument.

3) I'm allergic to seafood.



Indeed, #3 is a lie.
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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2012, 12:06:13 am »
I'll go with #3.

1) I own a copy of System Shock 2, and didn't realise until a couple of months ago.

2) Even though I can and do drive on occasion, I never got a driver's license.

3) I've almost been arrested three times, and each time I one way or another managed to convince the police to willingly let me go.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2013, 12:39:05 am »
1. My sister died as a result of a school bus accident, on a bus that was carrying Amish students,even though she wasn't Amish.
2. When I was in 8th grade, I talked my parents into moving to a bigger town. 12 miles away.
3. I lied about both 1 and 2

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2013, 12:41:51 am »
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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2013, 01:06:04 am »
I'll go with number 2.

Oh, and for Art's questions, also number 2.

As for me:

1. My mother and biological father were once friends with Wayne Brady (fans of Whose Line Is It Anyway? will know him).

2. I have an annoying habit of picking my facial hair because I hate having it.

3. I have been circumcised as a baby.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2013, 02:06:36 am »
I'll say 1.

1) I have assembled functional warhammers out of pipes and fittings.

2) I have been looking for work for over six months without success.

3) I used to dabble in neo-paganism.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2013, 05:25:23 am »
I'll go with 1

1) I am horrible at basic mathematics but I can do geometry really well.

2) I can recall key dates from World War Two off the top of my head.

3) I used to live with my mom.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2013, 09:31:37 am »
I'll go with number 2.

Oh, and for Art's questions, also number 2.

As for me:

1. My mother and biological father were once friends with Wayne Brady (fans of Whose Line Is It Anyway? will know him).

2. I have an annoying habit of picking my facial hair because I hate having it.

3. I have been circumcised as a baby.

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Actually the correct answer is 3.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2013, 09:59:03 am »

1) I am horrible at basic mathematics but I can do geometry really well.

2) I can recall key dates from World War Two off the top of my head.

3) I used to live with my mom.

i'd say 2 and 3 are true.

1: i'm left-handed
2: i'm coeliac
3: i once managed to lock the high-score playing tetris

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2013, 11:26:43 am »

1) I am horrible at basic mathematics but I can do geometry really well.

2) I can recall key dates from World War Two off the top of my head.

3) I used to live with my mom.

i'd say 2 and 3 are true.

1: i'm left-handed
2: i'm coeliac
3: i once managed to lock the high-score playing tetris

I'll say 1 is a lie because of no reason other than I took a wild stab in the dark.  My turn yay:

1) The (at the time) famous murderer Normane Thorne is a realtive of mine, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote letters to the newspapers expressing his belief in Thorne's innocence.  And in a weird coincidence, Thorne's full name was John Norman Holmes Thorne.

2) My obesity during my childhood and teens has lead to me already having had a hip replacement at only 28 years old.

3) Part of the reason I have long hair is to cover rather nasty looking scarring that was caused by severe acne and boils I had on the back of my neck during my teen years.

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Re: Lie to Me
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2013, 08:37:00 pm »
@Guizonde nope it's Number 3.

@Katsuro; I will say that number 1 is wrong since that sounds too absurd.

1) I have over nine hours of J-pop.

2) I can hit a high note.

3) I own a sword.